Big Brother Thread 5 - Who needs a wifey when you could have a Power Dave?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Time for another thread.

Settle in and hide the tin foil from Marc.

yawns ville

Christian has gone ghetto and anorexic

I love you IFPWB's, puppy mascots and JCB.

Oh

That

Was

So

Boring

Do we know who's in the secret room? Anyone goid

I'm behind now as I just took pup out for a wee and she did a wee and a poo.

Day one and I'm already a puppy toileting bore!

Allegedly Helen from last year ..that weird Nicky woman and someone called Gina from a series I never watched.

www.tellymix.co.uk/reality-tv/big-brother/223665-big-brother-2015-nikki-grahame-helen-wood-gina-rio-rumoured-to-join-house.html

Live launch show on Sunday 9pm - 10.30pm

Red

Maybe Alex Sibley

Oh Anne your pup is too cute!!! I love the you have a blonde fluffy and mine is a black haired slinky!

Hope your first night is ok with her.

Just tuning in on tonight's now. What have you called your pup Anne?

Naggia! Lmao

Oh I stopped watching it last year because of that gobby cow. Hope she's not in it for long.

It's only about 3 days I think Red.

Sole, that is NOT funny.

I really love it when Big Brother quotes housemates and copies their swearing. It's like listening to your teacher in school read from a book in school that has a sweaty bit.

She actually called Her Perezia Hopkins, Sole

:( sorry Anne.

Ahhh you're in trouble now Shelly loll

Ruuuuuun!!!! The JCB is on its way

It is a good job pup has me chained to the house.

Shelly

Aww she is so cute! My Yorkie pup was very similar.

I came , saw the cute pup pic and promptly fell asleep. . . .oops!

As well as Rex ordering BB's special prizes , in the first ch5 series Harry ordered Bananas and food colouring. Sent the Geordie Neanderthal over the edge

Am I letting the PWB'S down if I admit to being more excited about TFI Friday, than this secret house malarkey?

Not excited about TFI Friday - it will just end up being an ego trip for the self-obsessed Chris Evans.

I so wish they made them do the shopping list - I loved the arguments and poor adding-up, where they found out in the diary room that they didn't have enough money, so the person reading it out just took off everything they didn't think was necessary, like milk and vegetables.

Channel 5 have no idea of what makes good BB telly the campaign for showing housemates compiling the shopping list starts here !

I'm afraid my " Brit pop days" are going to overthrow my love of BB tonight .

Oh Id forgotten about Harry ordering all the bananas! That was brilliant.