Big Brother Thread 5 - Who needs a wifey when you could have a Power Dave?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Time for another thread.

Settle in and hide the tin foil from Marc.

Can't believe Simon hasn't had a nom yet

Why Anne? I only recall her bewbs!

Will be very happy when Simon is gone even more than Marc

Scoop reporting for class....all present and correct.

I would make him walk but as we are rural bumpkin nearest pub is 7 miles.
Should b able to see rest of no ms before I leave.

You are late Scoop

Because I don't want to see her bum cheeks all time, Sole. Puts me off my BB snacks.

Shelly, just be late. He won't mind.

Will have to watch second half on plus 1

Actually, I'd rather Jack went next.

Jack didn't mention the ketchup lol

Anne thank you.

Scoop is late again
But what's new?
At least she is here
Of which makes me shout
Whooppydoooo
Scoop is the MC
Of this thread
Please don't leave us
Or be stale like Shelly French bread

I still got it folks!

"Puts me off my BB snacks"

I hate it when they faux-cry over nominations. Nominations are easy.

love it Sole
Hate Sam

'Shelly French Bread'

Oh SFB love it

I think Simon may nom jack

STFU about journeys and connections.

Jack does not like being nominated!

Shelly's haha

SIMON I DO NOT LIKE YOU

Simon gives me red rage

Journey . Grrrrr

Unbelievably Lidl isn't my most hated HM.

Marc has been warned by BB over unacceptable language and behaviour.

S s S Sole
Yr' rap had gone
Or so y' said
And now you go create
'Shelly french bread'

And steeeaaaaal m' thunder....

Meh . . Don't want any of them in secret house.