Tennis thread- FRENCH OPEN- Semi finals and beyond...

[Raahh]

New thread, before the other fills up.

Allez Tsonga!

Come on Stan!

Next up, Djok and Murray. If the hail stays away!

MrsV - oh dear. A liitle boy at dd2's nursery is obsessed by 1D- he saw them for his 4th birthday. He sings all the time. He was heartbroken when Zayn left.

DD1 has moved on from 1D, via the Vamps to Taylor Swift. And Hozier.

I can't keep up.

Allez Stan!

TUNE IN TO ITV1 PEOPLES, NOW !

Did you say something MrsV?

Raahh

My DD has remained loyal. Detests The Vamps, and specially Taylor. Think that's due to her being Harry's beard ex though.

I thought Harry & Grimmy looked very cute together in their almost matching outfits the other day in the meeja.

Not sure I like Zayn's green hair (what's left of it) in the paper today.

DD likes her hair dipped. Don't mind certain colours but don't think luminous green is a look !

I've got quite good at dipping. Might go my own a rainbow of colours for the summer. Not.

Stan really is playing well.

Will they STFU about Murray?

He ISN'T PLAYING. Get over it.

Sorry, Juan.

Didn't want anybody to miss anything.

He is, Raahh.

If he can keep Novak moving, he'll knacker him. And piss him off.

I need to dye my hair. I have white hairs. It didn't even go grey first.

My hair is so cury and dry though, that I only need to colour it once a year. The roots never seem to show. I did it the other year, left it on for all of 15 minutes- and it went black. I was horrified, and sent Dh out for colour stripper. On a Sunday. He had to go to 6 shops to find it.

Ike keeps growling. I'm not sure what is annoying him. The fact I'm ignoring him, or Stan's shorts.

What a shame !

I only want Djok to win, if they bring baby Stefan onto court. Wonder if he has Novak's hair?

Ah don't apologise, thought it was funny!

Eeww at Stan spitting.

I've just started to get a couple of grey. Its more white though, like you say.

I've dyed mine for years. DH used to be pretty good at highlighting it for me but since his injury I don't dare let him near any chemicals.

It desperately needs something, mine.

Just not quite sure what.

Now, I don't like spitting.

Years ago, they all used to eat bananas. You don't see it so much these days.

Baby Lego ? Ewwwwww. Sorry. Not cute even on a baby.

P George & P Charlotte though. Did you see those ? Gorgeous little boy, bless ! Cant say P Charlie is cute yet. Too early to tell.

Yes, but Rafa has a Golden slam. So ner.

Prince George is gorgeous. I like the fact he is a proper chunky little boy.

Ooh, come on Stan!!

Jim...I'm getting pissed off now.

Stan was eating a banana at the same changeover Djok was eating his gluten - free dates.

Djok must think think this will be over soon, if he's eating dates. Very dodgy.

Ah don't pay any attention to anything Jim says Raahh, nobody else does.

The commentators are talking bullshit again.

Snooker tables? WTF.

Juan

Uh oh Stan making enemies and losing friends.