Tennis thread- FRENCH OPEN- Semi finals and beyond...

[Raahh]

New thread, before the other fills up.

Allez Tsonga!

Come on Stan!

Next up, Djok and Murray. If the hail stays away!

Juan- might be an idea for Stan to wear white shorts.

I'm sure Serena has violated the rules at Wimbledon, with her bright pink knickers and head band combo the other year.

Imparts his wisdom while eating lavishly, it looks like, Raahh.

You smutty lo

I hope this isn't over in 3. Will be gutted. Then the tournament will be nearly over.

I do kind of want to try out the new gelato place.

It only opened on Friday and has been creating a huge buzz around here for weeks.

I just wish it wasn't NOW.

THAT'S who Boris looks like

Keith Lemon.

Yes, MrsV- and avoiding sunscreen.

@ Keith Lemon.

Bloody loathe Keith Lemon.

hearts

Well more fool you, you silly woman. Go next weekend, its supposed to be hotter.

Where are you all ? Its not hot enough here for .

Yy, Raahh. You'd think he'd get to his age and know, wouldn't you ?

He needs an umbrella hat.

I really hope Novak doesn't win in 3. That's not a final.

Dirty girl, MrsV? What do you mean And, no I've never noticed the size of Jo's feet - my eyes have never dropped below waist level

It's pretty warm here, though cloudy, but the wind has dropped. I was beginning to think the BBQ was a dumb idea.

Fantastic shot.

Oh my word ! Excellent play Stan !

ALLEZ !

Pfft- the crowd weren't on Murray's side. The crowd wanted a 5 set match. The crwd were fickle.

I too am doubtful that Boris earns the probably huge wage Djok pays. I mean, for a few "come on, don't give up's", I too could provide a bit of mental strength. And I'm probably way cheaper.

Will it destroy his confidence if he loses here?

Allez Stan!

Juan

Waist level sounds perfectly acceptable to me. I just noticed his HUGE feet the other day because for some reason the French cameramen clearly decided we needed a good shot of him tying up his laces.

Can't stop looking at all their feet now.

Novak's look thin & long weedy pencil willy

I seem to recall, Raahh you've had this stupid bbq idea before on RG finals day.

Learn, woman, learn.

Next year plan it for weekend after RG. There's no tennis then.

And I look better in orange than Boris. Well, at least it doesn't clash with my nose.

MrsV- it was all Dh's fault. Both times.

Next time the football is on ...

If it was Wimbledon, i'd have LTB.

Not that I can talk, Raahh, remember ?

I MISSED most of the final last year & had to get scores from the website cos I took DD to see 1D.

Wont ever make that mistake again.

Great day though. I enjoyed the concert even more knowing Rafa had won !Sung my little heart out !

Well played Stan.

Oh, yes, so you did!

Ahh, 1D. See, nothing is the same this year. Not even 1D.

Raahh Oh my word, yes. That is definitely LTB.

Good job I took DD last year. She's got a friend in Philadelphia whose going this year and is devastated she wont see Zayn.

That was a sad day in the Vamos home. Zayn leaving.

Would have to be her favourite member, wouldn't it.

Only trouble is, it'll cost me more. Cos now not only does she want to see 1D, she also wants to see Zayn, should he tour.

Frigging boybands. Kids don't know how lucky they are. I had Bros and saw them once.

And I had to wait until I was in my thirties till I saw George. Bloody worth the wait though !

Bingo! Jim just mentioned Djok's gluten free diet. How much do I win?

Juan

Surely if it was that good, they'd all be doing it.

If he loses, will he start eating gluten again, do you think ?

Bet he sacks Boris if he loses. Not that it will be a loss.

I reckon he might sack him if he wins. No longer needed.

Like Ivan, Andy & Wimby.

COME ON STAN !