Big Brother Thread 4 - We may be Intellectually Feeble, but we're still PWBs!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Starting next thread slightly early as am out this evening and thought that it started at 10 so arranged to get back around then, but am annoyed to discover it is actually at 9pm tonight. Bloody typical. The only night I want it to start at 10 it is at 9.

So, how long before they tie Lidl Louis down and gag him? This is the one and only time I would like BB to use the tweeting birds sounds!

Yes, Faire, it's just like being at home!

I'll be catching up as soon as the in laws leave... looks at watch as a big hint

Yes, why doesn't Jack ever get dressed?
I loved Jade rushing round telling everyone that she hates Marc. First we've heard about a boyfriend? I loved Marc quizzing her about her polyamouros (sorry about spelling) status .

So a wife is a best friend/flatmate? God I'm an old fart, I'm not sure I am getting it? Simon truly is an irritant, hope he gets chucked out again soon.

On a non related point I cooked the most amazing 12 hour slow cooked pork today followed by homemade chocolate millionaires tart. I feel the need to show off about it and not think too closely about my diet.

I sometimes struggle to recognise Jack with clothes on.

Does Jade actually know Marc? At first it seemed she did and then it seemed like she only knew him from reality TV. Can't remember who asked but I definitely don't find his look attractive at all. He's like a short plastic ken doll.

Hey my PWB 'wifeys'

Does that me polyamourous

I have to catch up and watch BB and wad the threads!

I'm gutted I wasn't here on Friday :(

Just jumping in to say that simon was told to say Showbiz etc and play it up. Though to be honest he has always been like that.
I went to school with him

Yaay Sole is back
It's all been going on!!!!!!

lol scoop

Shelly

I'm going to get a gun drive to the BB house and shoot Simon.

Sole Biz I'm baaaaack!

Marc You prick!!!

Lol Sinister

I'll get back in the kitchen Sinister

Dave x

Scoop! Sole!

I am happy to be anyone's wifey. I'll bring cake.

Just read thread. Now we're the I.F.P.W.B'ers .

Lmao!!

'Sole Biz'

I'm so behind still although I've watched bits. I'm back in class now though.

Fox what time would you like your new Wifeys to pop by for lunch next Sunday?

I have watched all of BB now Scoop [smug]

I hope you feel suitably 'intellectually inferior'.

I officially declare Anne and Scoop wifeys!

Passes the wedding around.

Throws confetti

need to be chucked

Do you think we will have a full thread compliment this week?

No more wagging off or mini breaks

Where's Wiener and Wowser though....

I'm hardcore this week I will watch till my eyes bleed

'Eyes bleed'

That was a bit strange of me

I have no plans apart from evenings with the IFPWBs, so I will be here.

chucks

Scoop

10pm tonight Scoop, you'll be here?

Lmao Anne! I missed the drama llamas

Oh Sole I do actually feel like the most inferior of the bunch....I was so when I caught up with Friday's I couldn't take it in.

Wonder if Judge Rinder may pop just back to remind me that I am.

How was your break Sole?
Hope you had a good un