Big Brother Thread 4 - We may be Intellectually Feeble, but we're still PWBs!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Starting next thread slightly early as am out this evening and thought that it started at 10 so arranged to get back around then, but am annoyed to discover it is actually at 9pm tonight. Bloody typical. The only night I want it to start at 10 it is at 9.

So, how long before they tie Lidl Louis down and gag him? This is the one and only time I would like BB to use the tweeting birds sounds!

I'm only just in! I was drinking and dancing like a young 'un! (If young 'uns danced drunkenly to 80s music)

My feet are killing me and I have to get up early, but I still had a good time!

Too tired to catch up now, but have read the thread so will watch it tomorrow. Disappointed that no one has stabbed Lidl Louis with a spoon, though.

oh god, I'm not sure I want to watch it now. do I??

Blimey. Well it's certainly shaken things up in there. Marc is a complete arsehole, but so far he has been a good housemate in the sense that he has stirred things up. Don't get me wrong though, he is a ginormous dick.

Are Harry and Sam gay? I was confused by all the wife business? I can't believe Harry didn't object to being called tits on a stick - isn't she supposed to be a dominatrix? As for showbiz, they need to send in the poor little martial arts girl from BGT to deal with him.

Sinister loving the silver suit suggestions, and pretty much with you on the other newbies.
Marc knows exactly what he is doing doesn't he ? Straight in there with the old you're in my space "I feel threatened" line.
Does anyone here actually find his 'look' attractive?

Didn't notice that they have deleted Aaron from the board during last nights show , he is just a blur !

I've been lurking.

I don't like what they've done. I was quite enjoying the 'boring' house.

Has Marc had Botox? His forehead doesn't have any emotion.

Yeah I agree - he had those lines ready; you're in my space, I feel threatened...

Hmm

Harry Amd Sam are bisexual I think. Have three episodes to catch up on-will be trying to tire sprogs out so I can watch them all!

Marking my place!!!

God, imagine trying to get to sleep with Marc bleating on at top volume!!

Just tuning into last night's now. I think I watched it last night but I may have had too much of the mothers' ruin

Fox I have a friend, late 20's and her and her best friend refer to each other as 'wifey' . Nothing more than they spend so much time together.
Harry mentioned wife , Sam just jumped on the bandwagon.

They must have gone same way to find such a prize bellend but hats off to it stirring up the viewing

I'm desperate to know Jade's secret though. How long will we have to wait until he reveals it?

Showbiz is grating already. Could 'safe' effectively mean a pass to the final?

some not same. Grrr

I'm very behind, what's a wife?

Can't stand the new house. Have lost interest. Channel 5 producers have interfered way too much since its move from 4. Nothing and no one is allowed to just develop on their own . It's constant full on interference. Face to face noms. Time bombs. Shocks which are never shocks just tiresome and unoriginal . I was enjoying the old housemates. Marc is there to do exactly what he is doing. It's so try hard dumb. It's forced and crap like an episode of towie on a bad day.

I thought the whole Harry and Sam both having 'wives' chat with Jack was a bit - the way Sam moved her ring etc; a bit like try to shake off a drunk in a club/pub. Not very nice, Jack was trying to keep up with the conversation.

It's getting a bit MTV reality. Ex On The Beach type of thing.
I actually like watching different people interacting and used to love Big Brothers Big Brain with all the experts etc.

Right I'm going to attempt to watch last night's now. Although how long I have the telly to myself for is anyone's guess (I'm not expecting more than 20 minutes tbh).

Watching the eviction bit, Sarah really thought she was untouchable, didn't she? I love it when that happens.

Sarah's fucked-off face is a joy to see. That'll teach her for being a victim-blamer.

Didn't Lidl Louis read anything about how everybody hated him for shouting "Showbiz" while he was out of the house???

Marc certainly knows how to press buttons! I would hate him but he is winding up Danny and Chloe so I can forgive him for a minute.

I can't help laughing at Marc's shit-stirring. I am embarrassed at myself.

Jack is annoying as hell. I hate him and his dressing gown now.

Are you having a nice time there, talking to yourself there Anne