Masterchef 2015 Part 3

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Who else yelled 'Squoosh will be so pleased!' when they saw Marcus there?

He sounds like every Mumsnet ideal partner.

Calm down Sooty

Is there no Mrs Simon?

No they're not Squoosh. But huge.

I luffs Simon

Oh hello there Marcus.

What's huge? Gregg's moobs?

This is more solemn than Anne Boleyn going for her execution.

I have lost my heart to Simon. No one else must dare to win.

Stop preening Squoosh - he's left the room

Rousette please don't mention 'that man's' bits and pieces

Me too sooty. Simon to win

Find emma and her aunt sally cheeks really annoying

I'm not keen on Marcus...

Oh god. I've only lurked on these threads but I feel compelled to shout stop poncing about and Just cook the fucking food!

i wish I hadn't actually

Ooh I love the big dramatic clock. Have we had that before?

Desist with that heresy ilovesooty

Simons sons Rousette.
"Today tou and I are going to eat like greedy fuckers"
Drinking game anyone? Slurp for "lovely lovely thing"

I've been a lurker too. Not usually quick enough to post as well.
(Am also a regular name-changer)

Plain pasta with butter for tea today!

You can have him squoosh

Mm love tarragon.

Tarragon. Bleurgh.

I think Greg is keener on Tony than John is.