Masterchef 2015 part 2

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Old thread here. This is copied and pasted from there.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***

Next episode is Easter Monday at 8.30pm (for an hour). This is the start of knockout week.

Then:
Wednesday 8pm-9pm
Thursday 8pm-9pm
Friday 8.30pm-9pm

They start the week with 12, lose one a night and at the end of Friday they're down to 8.

Then just to confuse us even more they put an episode on a Sunday (12th April) 7.30-8pm.
Monday 13th 8pm-9pm.

That's as far as the BBC website shows at the moment. That's semi-final week so presumably the finals are the following week.

I wish Robert would come down with a touch of salmonella or clostridium difficile.

Just a touch.

A debilitating touch.

Not a lot of sticky toffee pudding on that plate

Oh Halsall you should scoff them. Let those farty little beasts fulfill their gassy destiny.

Ah I see! So they are a bit cementy.

Well you don't see a lot of Polish cuisine outside of Poland. Makes sense.

Tony's dish.

Broad beans. Camera focusses on ONE BROAD BEAN

Good lass Emma! (Poncy confession-I make my own z'atar.)
Nooooo tony!

Oh dear Tony......

squoosh

They do make a mighty fine carrot'n'artichoke soup though.

I think there were 7 in total on that plate Roussette.

It doesn't make me think 'yum'.

Fuck me-rose syrup tasting of roses!

A bit of milk skin?????? Seriously?

Didn't see 'em Four love broad beans and need a BIG portion

(DH now shouting FLABBY whilst topping up his glass)

I think Laura will get the heave ho.

How do you make milk skin? Mind boggled.

Taxi for sticky toffee pudding IMO

Gregg saying 'flabby' made me feel a bit queasy.

Think I'll open some wine too.

I missed how the goblin king's iberico consommé go?

truly john loved it

Mixed review turtles but he's through

DH now shouting "get rid of 'em all"
moves bottle out the way