BBC MUSKETEERS 89: SWAGGER INN, IT'S THE SERIES FINALE!!!!

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Tomorrow.
The series finale is tomorrow. Unless you are a member of the Cauldron of Sin in which case you've already seen it. And it was good.

So, welcome welcome one and all, if you love hot beardy fuckersz why not join us for the last live watch of this series?

G'wan, you know you want to. Eh?

"vous was used until about 1950 between spouses of the higher classes" says Wikipedia. Also she was most recently going to be his SIL, not his wife... so quite plausible they might have used Vous. (He can tutoie me any time though )

Oooh, I'm sooooo sorry Inigio, Athos won't be avaliable for some time I'm afraid. I'm feeling veeeery poorly at the moment

And yes, a bath scene with Athos, pleeeeeasseeeeee Perhaps he need some "assistance" from a feisty Swedish wench

Fancy Is pickled onion flavoured crips ok with you?

OK. Clarify. So if we go oral, we can't go penetration? Have I got the gist? Do you want a venue?

Are we talking Aramis or Santi?

Hmmmmm.
I get the feeling that by tutoie (is that a typo? #i'madimwit) you actually mean shag?
Amirite?

Eh?

No sparkers. The whole thing from that look to. Well yeah.
Just place, times, what he might do. Facts. I can fill in the rest myself.

Aramis!

So....
In a theatre box, he kneels before you and you have to maintain your 'I'm watching a play' face as he sorts you out.

Or

You're reclining on a chaise and he walks in, overcome with lust and gently but passionately sorts you out.

WHICH WAS WRITTEN WAAAAAYYYYYISH BEFORE THAT SALT PUBE SCENE BTW.

I Get It

We did have the theatre one once, didn't we?

Dream Aramis scenario : chance encounter out riding (and yes the horses would be black, with luxuriant manes & feathering & a high head-carriage). Masses of flirting & sexual tension and The Stare of course, before a good hard shag . A brief pause to admire the perfect scenery and the regal bearing of our horses before Round 2. Starting with passionate kissing, moving onto some shiny-chin action and finishing with a less frenzied, but equally hot shag.

Yes sparks. And the chaise one. Aren't they in the snuggery?

Hmmmm. Ok fancy. Good, good.

It gets worse doesn't it?
Again, I know how this might look.

pickled onion crisps are fine ww

I would imagine all this to be on some country estate, rather than in the wilderness, so the need to be fairly quiet in case anyone passed nearby - think biting down on leather coats etc.

Oh yes! That fits in VERRRRRRRYYYYYY nicely. Excellent.

And PPPPPPHHHHHWWWOOOOOAAAARRRRR at biting collars.

All this talk of Athos bath scenes. Should we not have a scene prior to this which shows him getting hot and sweaty enough to require a bath?

Oh, and WW - he won't need a feisty Swedish wench. The Brit contingent have it all in hand!

Okay, you can tell I'm just not managing to get down to any prolonged work, so, as part of my procrastination, I bring a gift for those on Team Ararmis (see how selfless I am?) Enjoy!

Good idea there Carolina, hot and sweaty, yes!!!

WTF does contingent mean?

Or muffling those groans of pleasure against bare manly chests, with just the perfect amount of chest hair.

That sort of thing norah? Norah? NORAH!!

well I suppose we could get him to muck out the stables carolina

Oh dear God issy those are beautiful thank you - look at that flirty eyebrow raise in the top left one.