BBC MUSKETEERS: thread 86. There's treason at the palace and treason at the BBC. Give us back our Musketeers.

[AnneOfAramis]

Here we are again. Grab a Beardy Fucker, pull up a chaise and LetUs (nto) all fall into a drunken stupor.

Start as we mean to go on.

*were [facepalm]

How do you feel about a pint of prawns?

What about food served on naked musketeers?

(thinks of better response after initial fairly lame one above)

Well I've always said that the answer to the dilemma of 'what to spread biscuit spread on?' is Aramis

Quite right.

That reminds me, it's Wednesday - I've got chile for tea tonight.

Actually, it's sausage pasta but I'm NEVER going to get fed up of that gag

In fact you like it so much you used it in preference to a sausage gag

I wonder how many jars you'd need for complete coverage?

JP's pic of the day has the return of the lovely blue cloaks....

Those cloaks are HOT

I love the cloaks!

They are, imagine sitting in front of a roaring fire, wrapped up in one of those cloaks with your Musketeer of choice....

So, morelike.....

Aramis in sexy blue cloak?

or

Aramis covered in biscuit spread?

a dilemma for you

Mouse knows why!

It's the red wedding all over again!

:(

'I am a leaf on the wind'

Is biscuit spread actually nice?

It's beyond nice mouse

The only problem I have with it, is what to put it on. I find it to sweet to put on bread, it's nice spread between 2 biscuits (if rather unhealthy ), but I mostly eat it straight from the jar

"Watch me soar"

Is that Treville back in proper uniform?

Love those cloaks.

My name is always Inigo Montoya I like it too much to namechange!

Except if I have to post something particularly embarrassing or outing, when it might temporarily change to AnonymousMcBumGrapes or something

Also I have just now discovered the BEST thing to have biscuit spread on, it is (drum roll):

Toasted brioche. Makes it go all melty and mmmmmmm if you put it on straight out of the toaster.

Better than on Aramis. Aramis is better with nothing on .

Mmm, that sounds worth a try inigo. I'd like to try it in a cheesecake recipe - spread onto the biscuit base (which could be made out of lotus biscuits).

If it were spread on Aramis, he would eventually have nothing on & you'd have all sorts of fun getting there

OK this is how it will go:

Aramis in blue cloak.

Aramis removes blue cloak to reveal Aramis naked.

Aramis is then coated in the biscuit spread (or other spread of wenches choice).

Much later on Aramis is once again naked, the biscuit spread having been removed by said wench.

Sorry - wench's (have spent too much time on AIBU so am frightened of minor errors!)

Oh yes morelike, I think your plan really does tick all the boxes - good work!

Is there a savoury option? Like pate?

It'd need to be on another Musketeer mouse or the flavours wouldn't go

Who do you think would suit a smooth chicken liver pate, with a nice onion chutney?