BBC MUSKETEERS: thread 86. There's treason at the palace and treason at the BBC. Give us back our Musketeers.

[AnneOfAramis]

Here we are again. Grab a Beardy Fucker, pull up a chaise and LetUs (nto) all fall into a drunken stupor.

Start as we mean to go on.

Perhaps this will help to get you through Anne

Good luck with the essays.

Night wenches

Well hello wenches

I am a crap wench as have been totally utterly failing to keep up... ended up missing pretty much all of January and February a couple of threads altogether. Too much life getting in the way of lovely musketeers. I will catch up properly one day after the end of the series when I need an Athos/Aramis fix...

Thanks for the lovely pictures and the laughs so far though! I particularly liked whoever it was that said these threads were a bit like FWR apart from the perving Oh and also my namecheck which I missed at the time but caught later

Loved your webchat mouse and I have their website open to send a donation later.

Badderz sorry about your BIL but glad he is doing better now & hope he continues to improve.

Haven't really got the hang of the pictures thing yet but I will have a go at this one for you... an old one but a good one (if it works)!

Hurray hurray it worked!

Oh I forgot to put my prediction. I don't know about any of the others, but I reckon milady is going to have a change of heart, redeem herself somehow but die bravely and inevitably in the process. Athos will therefore be simultaneously sad (cos of the dying after actually turning out to have a heart bit and as he lurved her once etc), happy (due to redeeming herself and achieving salvation etc etc), relieved (due to no longer needing to be tortured soul any more), and... most importantly... freeee (wenches, ready!).

Morning all!!!!!

I'm not sure whether to trust Luca's Twitter or not given the recent hacks but I understand it's common amongst the yoof just to have a flick through the pictures on Tinder and then share with friends, labelling them as bae or munters. It's why it's so sinister!! The stuff people share.....

Just left my car for service and behaved like a complete bimbo!! "Can you call me when it's ready, I'm off shopping now"! Surprised I didn't giggle as well

Haha Wicked, enjoy your day.

A footballer at the (tiny Scottish) club that I follow has just retweeted the most disgusting image and video I have seen online!!! I know they're young guys and most of it is banter but really? Should I tweet him and ask to remove (image of the club, young fans etc) or contact the club? WWYD??

Like LetUs link : Athos angrier inside, Queenie flying dragon. Ha ha.

Sorry Badders dh being twatbadger.

I can't seem to keep up at the moment. I am thinking of running away, I think I might set sail for the commune tonight.... Or take the next available flight to ..... Apparently there's a 'Moron Airport' in Spain, or 'fukui' in Japan. May be setting off shortly.

And I don't know who namechanger Montoya is. Sorry.

Don't think InigoMontoya is a NC...

Runs off to work.

Morning wenches. Hello again Inigo!

Have a lovely Ikea day Wicked.

Lyndie - I'd contact the club rather than the player.

Chaise - Cwtch Cupboard now.

Morning.

Lyndie do both. The Club will want to know & they will stamp on it hard, IME. And he needs to learn.

Have a look at this pic. Someone I know reckons she could be preg. I'm not so sure - I think it's just a particularly unflattering outfit - def not up to her usual standard. Hmmmm.

Not sure what happened with that picture!

Look, poor things waiting around for the next week and a half with nothing to do. Shall we help them not be bored?

God, that would be a Dream Come True wouldn't it? - a garrison of bored Musketeers.....

Preggers = dead in s3.

Blarg. Headache. Xxx

Lyndie...defo contact the club!
Welcome back inigo (great nn btw!)
Sunny here for now but rain later...boo.
Just put all the washing away from yesterday. Took flipping ages!
No real plans today...loads of stuff I should be doing of course side eyes ironing pile
There is rugby this weekend at least.
Do we think clarkson is at the bbc in talks about monkey tennis!?
Knob.
Ds1 had a good time on his trip yesterday.
Ds2 has gymnastics after school.
Dh back later. I might go out for a bit after I have done dinner.
Knob.

Oh ww...think kindly of me as you trip around ikea if you think of me at all
:(
Sob.

I want a wench outing to ikea NOW

I'm always thinking of you Bads

Morning. Am feeling tired this morning, . I managed to have a sex-free sex dream last night . Things were just getting fruity with some random young bloke (think he was a decorator or something - honestly like some crap porn film) when I was woken up by the sound of ScaredyCat chundering on my bedroom carpet.

After clearing up I went back to bed, fell asleep & carried on with the dream, only time had continued on it seems - it went straight to the post-coital bit

Morning!

Sorry about TB Badders.

Lyndie do both, professional footballers are overpaid wankers.

Inigo, Milady cannot die. He still loves her, he would live for evermore in regret and misery if he loses her again, particularly if she redeems herself. We I need the sexual tension to continue into S3 with the occasional regular angry shag. That pic of Maimie is a bit worrying though. I don't think she looks preggers, it's just a rather ill-fitting top.

Madame poor you with the headache, I had one over the weekend. I think it's the change of weather, it always affects me.

Hilarious Fancy, your cat ruined the good bit.

We're off to the caravan today to open it up for the season. DH informs me that he's packed his clothes and is ready and he's whizzed off to golf, leaving me to buy and pack the food, sort the bedlinen, do my packing, cancel the papers, get up to date with the washing, and leave the house in some semblance of order.

Have a good day all.

Welcome back to inigo

I'd contact the club lyndie, & I'd hope they take some disciplinary action too.

Hmm, Maimie pic is inconclusive I think. Agree the outfit is not like her usual, she's too curvy for that top.

Hope the headache goes soon madame & that everyone else has a good day.

Thanks all. I've emailed them. Actually it's a reasonably sized club in Scotland, just tiny compared with English premier league ones. My DS is only a few years off (presumably) getting involved in social media and stuff like this terrifies me!

To my shame I don't think I really thought much about stuff like this before but now I have DC you realise how important it is!!

Chaise what's up my lovely? Hope you're ok.

Rare child and husband free day which I am going to make the most of!

God I express myself badly sometimes, my post above makes it look like I hope everyone except madame has a good day

Sorry madame!

Morning Wenches!

No children, no husband - my time is my own until 2.50pm this afternoon. I think I might go back to bed
DH has taken to working from home a LOT with this current project. Is driving me a bit nuts.

I don't think Maimie is pregnant, I think it is just bad clothes and she's standing weirdly.

Badds :( hugs my love x

Enjoy your day Alibabs.

I appear to have fixed the toilet myself. [fistpump] Take that menz!!!

Morning.

I need coffee and to perve at Musketeers.

Lyndie I hope the club act. A lot of these lads are young and have money fame and success right at the worst age for it. Clubs don't do enough to set standards imo. The whole thing with Ched Evans proved it. As long as they can play well who cares what standards they set and how they influence other impressionable young people. Mind when you look at the FA and the SFA and the bigoted idiots running those it's no suprise.

Oh look. A big not-had-coffee-yet rant.