BBC MUSKETEERS; Swagger on Inn it's thread 85! Who's your daddy Porthos? Will Roquefort survive?

[FolknNorah]

Yes! We are still here, for episode, er, 7? 8? so feast your eyes on the hot, leather wearing beardy fuckersz!
Everyone welcome, so don't to be shy, come on in.

mouse I feel you lub, i feel you (nlt) (well lt if it helps) have a very large of caffeine.

Boobs mostly like fried eggs, becoming rock hard melons by early Eve and randomly leaking at the least convenient moment, eg as the postman delivers a parcel.

Hey jess it's not difficult to correctly fit yourself, it's what I did. There's loads of advice on here.

Huge hug to Bads I pray today brings you better news

Thanks elk how are things going? Is babyelk behaving?

I remember the breast feeding boobs, I'd actually lactate when I saw any baby when out and about. My boobs are weird as they're full at the sides but not so much in the middle. So even thought they've been an F at their largest, I've never had impressive cleavage.

Hi everyone
My bil had a better night and is off the oxygen
Thanks for all the good wishes x

That's what balcony bras are for Mouse, give 'em a shelf to sit on . Babyelk has been better the last couple nights....still up 3 times but off to sleep again fairly quickly....and at least I'm not waiting for the results of cystic fibrosis tests, like a friend who threw that in after I'd been moaning about sleep deprivation. There but for the grace of god etc.

In other news, some cheeky fucker has decided part of my driveway is a convenient spot to park her car whilst she drops her children at school

Comtess I see he'd already fetched his very large, concealing coat, how was your ride home?

EYE CRINKLES !!!

Oh sweet lord

Eye crinkles this way -->

Morning all.

Badders pleased you have better news. Hope BIL continues to improve.

I have a chest freezer, now there's mixing the two current conversations up. I'm talking frozen food, not boobs. It has baskets and I'm very fond of it, although I have a dread of falling head first into it when I clean it out.

Elk drive blocking is one of my pet hates, it's so bloody rude.

Anything good on the telly tonight?

I was going to try and do Bongs, but then it all just seemed like too much effort. FMLackOfEnergyAndConcentration. But I do have to update my timesheet and do some billing, or I'll get no money...

In a vague attempt to join conversations.
Boobs - none, Bravissimo turfed me out for not having enough to measure.
Freezer - medium chest (better than mine tbh) and three drawers both full of stuff.

Badders good to hear that BIL is off the oxygen. Fingers crossed...
Elk you need one of those singer things to unroll across your drive to stop people parking. though if anyone does, that's their car stuck there for a while, so maybe not.

Ok. timesheet... billing...

Wenches !!!! Hello.

I still haven't watched the video. I am saving it for after I have done some significant work in an archive tonight.

I watching by myself tonight as DC at GPs.

The National Theatre thing would have been an invite only event I imagine, patrons, friends of etc.

That would be 'stinger' not 'singer' Though a large opera singer yodelling abuse at people parking on your drive might help too...

Elk ooof, nice pic

I'd love a chest freezer. The things I could do with it. The bulk buying

Helen I thought you meant singer as in the sewing machines. In my sleep deprived state I just thought 'that's a bit odd, maybe Helen has loads of them and will build a wall with them'

Babymouse has gone to bed, obviously exhausted after his tiring night. Mr Mouse has taken toddlermouse out. Is it too early for whisky?

:) Mouse - I do have two actually (hand-me-downs), and alternate between whichever one seems to be working best at the time

I have finished updating timesheets (I hope) and need to star billing now.... Or I cold just go back to bed (come on Mouse & SleepDeprivedElk - to the hayloft... or the snug... or the chaise... frankly anywhere comfortable enough to lie down and sleep would do, preferably with Musketeers thrown into the equation too.)

Hello wenches, sorry for absence, only got round to watching last week's episode yesterday - good one though, loved it :)

Badders so sorry to hear about your BIL, much love Hope today is a better day.

Dear lord Elk

Comtess I laughed out loud at your conference call error - DH has been working from home most of this week and we've had a few close calls with DS2 barging in to tell him he's going for a poo

Period is here, feel rubbish but should be feeling normal again tomorrow.

Alibabs!!
How are things?

Morning, just back from a big jug of coffee and a bacon, mushroom and fried egg roll at local tearoom with a couple of friends. Am feeling naughty but satisfyingly stuffed.

Bads so pleased at improvement, hope weekend is good.

For all this worried about the Tom & freezer thing, I've decided not to let you know that we are planning on getting chainsaw out this weekend.....

Boobs = def on the soft and heavy end of the spectrum. No longer point the way nature intended. The pencil test? I can fit a whole pencil case.

Things are good thanks :) Brochure came yesterday for next year's ski season, having to practically sit on DH to stop him from booking. Did you have a good time?

Mmm bacon. I've just had granola and yoghurt, which hasn't hit the spot at all :(

I had a flat mate that could carry her pint of beer home from the pub nestled in between her jubblies

Apes she's not just blocking my drive, she's actually parked on my drive. The bare arsed cheek of some people eh....well she better not be doing pick up later, I'm having a skip delivered....who knows where it might get put.

helen I'll join you in the flat chest group, so bravissimo is out for me too might give elk's suggestion of DIY a go, but I do need some new bras and not entirely sure I trust myself to do an accurate measurement without becoming miserable at lack of boobs!

bads glad things are a little better for you today

Glad to hear the news is a little better today badders

Is the Swagger Inn about to get it's own parking drama? Can you block her in, or get someone to do it for you? I would be so tempted, hate cheeky parking.

Fuck me, roll on Sunday

Jess - on the plus side we can run about without giving ourselves black eyes, and we don't get backache . And there's a lot to be said for moulded cups.

Elk park your car on the road (you need to anyway if you have a skip) and then if she parks on your drive again, move your car and block her in. And go out. Or borrow MrsB's chainsaw and run at her with it...

Alibabs All great fun apart from hideous delays getting there (we arrived at the chalet at 2:15am, rather than 4pm). DS loved it and is way more confident that me - DH was much better with him that I was since he's a much better skier - he could go slowly and help DS pick a route whilst I just careered down trying not to hit either of them. You'd best hide the brochure - not a problem for us since we tend to book last minute :)

Good assessment of the benefits there helen, and I will add that your seat belts pobably lie across you better & that you don't have to rule out countless clothes because they either are high necked & give you a frumpy mono-boob look or are too low cut & make you look like a Benny Hill extra.