DOCTORS- Now FFF has gone, and Val is drug baron- let's focus on the demise of AwfulNurse...

[Raahh]

and getting Niamh and Al back together.

Take a seat in reception.

God she's moved in already. Where does he find all the weirdos?

Jimmi's got a new bed.

cinnamon- I have an Elliot, excellent choice. I like Joshua as well, my niece would have been that - but she turned out to be an Alice and I can't believe she is nearly 16 .
Anne- I know, I don't think the family would go with Heston, especially if I explained why. Dh would probably think 'Blumenthal'- only dd1 would appreciate it.

He's a miniature schnauzer.

Who the hell eats peach jam???? PEACH???? Do they even make that???

And yes, Heather is going to turn out to be the worst thing that ever happened to Jimmi, I'm convinced.

You're the mum, Raahh, assert your authority. Insist on Heston!

And he's had a lot of crap happen to him, Raahh.

The peach jam was a bit odd. What made him think she liked it? I watched it twice, and missed what the note said each time!

I've just seen the bit where she asked if he had peach jam when he offered her breakfast. Does he go and buy some then?

Oh bloody hell, Jimmi is an utter fool. But at least he hasn't sung lately.

However bad his life has been- NOTHING will prepare him for the bunny boiling nutter Heather will turn into when he dumps her- which he will, if she keeps messing up his kitchen.

He will be seen buying a pet soon, specifically so that Heather can cook it. With a mountain of spuds.

I must have missed that.

What kind of psycho likes peach jam anyway??
Bet Heston knows where to buy it- along with fancy tea.

Only psychos like peach jam. Heston would turn up his nose at it.

I agree - she's probably ordered a huge stock pot already for the pet.

The note said something about entitling her to radio 6 in the morning, I think?

Apricot is the favourite jam in our house. I'm always surprised how many of the kids I mind are shocked that jam isn't always red

Apricot jam is for sticking icing and marzipan to cakes.

"This voucher entitles Heather to wake up to 6 Music tomorrow" - just read it.

Gobby is a better detective than Plod. She should become a Special.

Apricot is fine- peach is just wrong.

@ the note!

Why isn't Jimmi hyperventilating at the mess in the kitchen?

Oh today's looks like it might be good. And I can watch live for a change!

Doesn't Horrid Heather have a job?

So he has two wives? Or a wife and a girlfriend?

Oh, a wife and a girlfriend.

Oops, careless.

Oh, girlfriend is pregnant.

Jimmi is lying. Does she know about his hand-washing yet?