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JoanHickson · 22/02/2015 18:48

Anyone ready for orange skin, tight jeans and short skirts?

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Tubbytimmy · 12/03/2015 20:19

Georgia's extenstions are the worst.

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Koalafications · 12/03/2015 20:25

They are very dry and 'ratty'

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Blondeshavemorefun · 13/03/2015 00:05

The exstentions (sp) look awful

So fern and charlie have split up?

lauren def kissed Jake but wtf was the chat all about

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JoanHicksonMIfive · 13/03/2015 00:32

We commented on the extensions too. I think it was a combination of nedding a visit to the hairdresser, new camera angles and a windy day. I had extentions once after a week I got them taken out. My head didn't feel clean and my hair didn't feel brushed properly.

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Sazzle41 · 14/03/2015 20:29

Sheldon you crack me up. Nice to see Arg looking happier but he seems directionless, just drifting, again, prob waiting for Lydia. Again. He seems only male apart from Diags not to have any proper work and TOWIE wont last forever.

Liking Fearne's new 'updo', suits her. Gemma meditating was hysterical! Its so not her! If Chloe doesn't want Elliott can i ahem, 'borrow' him for an hour or two? Need more Bobby, his one liners re the others and life in general crack me up.

New guy Jake is poor man's Mark Owen (circa Take That's peak). Weedy looking. Lydia's mum needs to sort that hair, its got life of its own/very unflattering and she is good looking woman.

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scribblescrabble · 14/03/2015 21:00

Charlie and Ferne were the most mismatched couple ever!

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sheldonesque · 15/03/2015 12:17

Arg regressed to his little giggly 12 yr old self and so deserves the drift. Lyd needs her bumps feeling if she goes back there. Hint of abs or not.

New guy Jake is the completely skint man's Mark Owen. I bet he played on that likeness for years. I found his behaviour with LP quite horrible and I would hope he gets his comeuppance...

Sooner or later everyone in Towie will be looking at him with the same puzzled expression as LP and it will take him an age to realise that no-one understands fluent cock.

His lass could do better I feel. Queen of the understatement me.

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Sazzle41 · 15/03/2015 14:13

OMG Sheldon , "no-one understands fluent cock". I cant stop sniggering at that one.

Fab name BTW, Sheldon is my fave character , EVER, I can quote Big Bang Sheldon lines in my sleep. "Actually I don't care, but when someone is upset you offer a warm beverage" ..

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sheldonesque · 15/03/2015 15:16

Thank you sazzle

I adore Sheldon too. I would love to be able to say I am like him. In reality I'm just odd and maybe a bit of a caaaaaaaah Smile

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Koalafications · 15/03/2015 22:27

"Mah bird" Hmm

"Your bird started blanking my bird"

What boys would fall out over this?! Honestly?

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Blondeshavemorefun · 15/03/2015 22:27

Anyone watching tonight?

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TheGirlFromIpanema · 15/03/2015 22:35

Jake is an utter twat isn't he Shock

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Koalafications · 15/03/2015 22:37

Jake is such a twat.

Chloe L seems really nice. She does seem far too good for him.

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Snowflake15 · 15/03/2015 22:42

Jake is a complete idiot I hope Chloe L doesn't take him back- I'm glad she's being civil to lauren as well hate when the girls blame each other!

Georgia's make up is sooo OTT she really needs to tone it down, and those awful extensions!Envy

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Koalafications · 15/03/2015 22:46

It was a bloody kiss! Why would Lauren lie?! Confused

He seems like such a douchebag.

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Snowflake15 · 15/03/2015 22:49

It's so ridiculous! So do we all think Tommy cheated?

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Koalafications · 15/03/2015 22:49

I don't think that Tommy did cheat on her.

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sheldonesque · 16/03/2015 01:18

Let's play Jakey spot the lie...

I did not touch lippies with Lauren Pope

I don't fancy myself dreadfully

I am not trying to be the king of the knobs

I am not bi-lingual -I do not speak cock or gonk



Nope. I couldn't work it out either.

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sheldonesque · 16/03/2015 01:49

Tommy and Diags 'mah burrding'. The pair of them were flapping their arms that much I thought they were going to take flight.

Chloe L - you can do miles better.

Chloe S - do folks really wear that kind of outfit to the gym? Although to be fair I was a bit distracted. Without major eyelashes and make up balancing out the mouth all that came to mind was 'the Riddlers'.

Not sure about Tom. "one thing I can't handle is a grass" - if nowt happened then Fran and Diags would be liars not grasses. Surely?

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Snowflake15 · 16/03/2015 09:26

sheldon I thougt that about the grass thing!

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minibmw2010 · 16/03/2015 10:43

Why does Jessica who I think is only about 24 dress like she's so much older? What was that weird black and white combo about with her date with Dan?

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JoanHicksonMIfive · 16/03/2015 11:06

I think Jess is older more Chloe S/Gemma/Lauren age group.

Tommy and the new guy lied.

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Tubbytimmy · 16/03/2015 18:35

Jake and Tommy what a pair of pricks.

Of course Tommy cheated he said himself he hates grasses, why didn't he say that he hates liars?. Georgia's foundation is too light...Smile

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Koalafications · 16/03/2015 18:54

Oh no, I believed Tommy. I thought he was telling the truth Sad

I did say to DH that it might be a Freudian slip that he said 'grasses' instead of 'liars'...

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ambientolf · 16/03/2015 18:58

Jake. What can I say? He is absolutely horrendous and clearly lying.
I don't know what to make of Diags & Fran anymore! I don't actually know why I watch this program Grin

Must be my guilty pleasure

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