TOWIE

[JoanHickson]

Anyone ready for orange skin, tight jeans and short skirts?

Georgia's extenstions are the worst.

They are very dry and 'ratty'

The exstentions (sp) look awful

So fern and charlie have split up?

lauren def kissed Jake but wtf was the chat all about

We commented on the extensions too. I think it was a combination of nedding a visit to the hairdresser, new camera angles and a windy day. I had extentions once after a week I got them taken out. My head didn't feel clean and my hair didn't feel brushed properly.

Sheldon you crack me up. Nice to see Arg looking happier but he seems directionless, just drifting, again, prob waiting for Lydia. Again. He seems only male apart from Diags not to have any proper work and TOWIE wont last forever.

Liking Fearne's new 'updo', suits her. Gemma meditating was hysterical! Its so not her! If Chloe doesn't want Elliott can i ahem, 'borrow' him for an hour or two? Need more Bobby, his one liners re the others and life in general crack me up.

New guy Jake is poor man's Mark Owen (circa Take That's peak). Weedy looking. Lydia's mum needs to sort that hair, its got life of its own/very unflattering and she is good looking woman.

Charlie and Ferne were the most mismatched couple ever!

Arg regressed to his little giggly 12 yr old self and so deserves the drift. Lyd needs her bumps feeling if she goes back there. Hint of abs or not.

New guy Jake is the completely skint man's Mark Owen. I bet he played on that likeness for years. I found his behaviour with LP quite horrible and I would hope he gets his comeuppance...

Sooner or later everyone in Towie will be looking at him with the same puzzled expression as LP and it will take him an age to realise that no-one understands fluent cock.

His lass could do better I feel. Queen of the understatement me.

OMG Sheldon , "no-one understands fluent cock". I cant stop sniggering at that one.

Fab name BTW, Sheldon is my fave character , EVER, I can quote Big Bang Sheldon lines in my sleep. "Actually I don't care, but when someone is upset you offer a warm beverage" ..

Thank you sazzle

I adore Sheldon too. I would love to be able to say I am like him. In reality I'm just odd and maybe a bit of a caaaaaaaah

"Mah bird"

"Your bird started blanking my bird"

What boys would fall out over this?! Honestly?

Anyone watching tonight?

Jake is an utter twat isn't he

Jake is such a twat.

Chloe L seems really nice. She does seem far too good for him.

Jake is a complete idiot I hope Chloe L doesn't take him back- I'm glad she's being civil to lauren as well hate when the girls blame each other!

Georgia's make up is sooo OTT she really needs to tone it down, and those awful extensions!

It was a bloody kiss! Why would Lauren lie?!

He seems like such a douchebag.

It's so ridiculous! So do we all think Tommy cheated?

I don't think that Tommy did cheat on her.

Let's play Jakey spot the lie...

I did not touch lippies with Lauren Pope

I don't fancy myself dreadfully

I am not trying to be the king of the knobs

I am not bi-lingual -I do not speak cock or gonk

Nope. I couldn't work it out either.

Tommy and Diags 'mah burrding'. The pair of them were flapping their arms that much I thought they were going to take flight.

Chloe L - you can do miles better.

Chloe S - do folks really wear that kind of outfit to the gym? Although to be fair I was a bit distracted. Without major eyelashes and make up balancing out the mouth all that came to mind was 'the Riddlers'.

Not sure about Tom. "one thing I can't handle is a grass" - if nowt happened then Fran and Diags would be liars not grasses. Surely?

sheldon I thougt that about the grass thing!

Why does Jessica who I think is only about 24 dress like she's so much older? What was that weird black and white combo about with her date with Dan?

I think Jess is older more Chloe S/Gemma/Lauren age group.

Tommy and the new guy lied.

Jake and Tommy what a pair of pricks.

Of course Tommy cheated he said himself he hates grasses, why didn't he say that he hates liars?. Georgia's foundation is too light...

Oh no, I believed Tommy. I thought he was telling the truth

I did say to DH that it might be a Freudian slip that he said 'grasses' instead of 'liars'...

Jake. What can I say? He is absolutely horrendous and clearly lying.
I don't know what to make of Diags & Fran anymore! I don't actually know why I watch this program

Must be my guilty pleasure