THE VOICE- Forget Eastenders- It's finally the final blind auditions! And Bill.je.suis thinks all the acts are rubbish...

[Raahh]

well, he doesn't want to spin his chair for anyone apparently, which might not mean the same thing.

What will happen if he doesn't fill his quota of acts? Do we care?

Here is the song list-

The Voice UK songlist – Blind Auditions 7
Vanessa Hunt
Cream (Spanky Wilson Version) – Sunshine Of Your Love

Matt Baker
Lenny Kravitz – Are You Gonna Go My Way

Autumn Sharif
Katy B – Crying For No Reason

Kyle Parry
Pink – Try

Michelle Gee
Chaka Khan – I Feel For You

Sarah Dunn
Ben L’oncle Soul – Barbie Girl

Mitch Miller
Iggy Azalea – Fancy

JoCee
Robin S – Show Me Love

Craig Bunch
Joe Cocker – With A Little Help From My Friends

Roisin Geraghty-Mcdonagh
Dolly Parton – Coat Of Many Colours

Annelies Kruidenier
Sia – Chandelier

Charlotte Turnbull
Oliver Heldens Ft Becky Hill – Gecko (Overdrive)

Lisa Ward
Skunk Anasie – Weak

Andrew Marc
Tina Turner – What’s Love Got To Do With It

I have pear drops and cheap cider. It's time to party

Arf @ Coco

Squoosh

I liked the lipliner. Like Annaliese in Neighbours.
Ooo, two Neighbours references in one thread. Get me.

Warrington! Its Kerry Katona. Goodo.

Sarah looks like Bette Davis in Baby Jane.

Is this the Barbie Girl one?

Oh God.

I hate her already.

Oh lordy.

Shes my new favourite.

Oh. My. Goodness.

I'm dead crazy me

Kerry Katona is from the magical kingdom of Warrington, too. Lots of mushrooms.

O.M - ohhhh she's a children's entertainer. It all makes sense now.

Princess Sarah. I'm mad, me.

Oh good grief.

Were the editors and graphics people bored when they did this week's VTs.

This one is a fucking fairy princess with a screechy voice. No one actually likes zany people.

I can't watch this one...

I like the pink and green dress in the backstage room (her mum?)

I had to mute it.

Im sure I saw her in a Confessions of… film in the 70s.

She looks really old. How old is she?

Oh good- a lounge version of Barbie Girl.

Can't even make the words out.

The audiences expression was one of 'who the hell just farted?'

Scary faces.

Hold up. Has she Joan-Lewised the fucking Barbie Girl song?
Blimes.

MAKE IT STOOOOOP!!!

No way bloody hell