THE VOICE- Forget Eastenders- It's finally the final blind auditions! And Bill.je.suis thinks all the acts are rubbish...

[Raahh]

well, he doesn't want to spin his chair for anyone apparently, which might not mean the same thing.

What will happen if he doesn't fill his quota of acts? Do we care?

Here is the song list-

The Voice UK songlist – Blind Auditions 7
Vanessa Hunt
Cream (Spanky Wilson Version) – Sunshine Of Your Love

Matt Baker
Lenny Kravitz – Are You Gonna Go My Way

Autumn Sharif
Katy B – Crying For No Reason

Kyle Parry
Pink – Try

Michelle Gee
Chaka Khan – I Feel For You

Sarah Dunn
Ben L’oncle Soul – Barbie Girl

Mitch Miller
Iggy Azalea – Fancy

JoCee
Robin S – Show Me Love

Craig Bunch
Joe Cocker – With A Little Help From My Friends

Roisin Geraghty-Mcdonagh
Dolly Parton – Coat Of Many Colours

Annelies Kruidenier
Sia – Chandelier

Charlotte Turnbull
Oliver Heldens Ft Becky Hill – Gecko (Overdrive)

Lisa Ward
Skunk Anasie – Weak

Andrew Marc
Tina Turner – What’s Love Got To Do With It

I have pear drops and cheap cider. It's time to party

What is the fireman doing to that man?

I'll shrug off my ennui and give it ago.

Matt Baker? Does he have to appear on every BBC programme?

missed last week, I am really having to push myself to watch this crap - that can't be a good sign

Here we go....

How many does Will Ich Bin have? 45?

I can't wait for the battle rounds.

Really.

I need those bog rolls, I think my DDs must eat it

We need some more nutters interesting people, like the interesting couple that were on earlier in the series

Flatter than a flattened toilet roll

Hope shes not a flash in the pan

Ooh look it's Ant and Dec and Dermot O'Leary.

That was a bad start.

He voice ia really very weak.

mmmm. Other than the yelpy sex noises, she's not very good at this, is she?

Chicken boy. Please come back

3, seriously?

Rudy- I was trying to describe her- and yelpy sex noises nails it

3 turned round?!

Who the fuck is Spanky Wilson

Bog standard

Spanky Wilson is one hell of a name, coco I'm hoping it's a nickname.

Ritas got a new hair do its much nicer than that thing plonked on her head

It was shit. Pun intended

Spanky Wilson must be a porn name

SpankyWilson = and I'm looking at next year's XF namechange