THE VOICE- Forget Eastenders- It's finally the final blind auditions! And Bill.je.suis thinks all the acts are rubbish...

[Raahh]

well, he doesn't want to spin his chair for anyone apparently, which might not mean the same thing.

What will happen if he doesn't fill his quota of acts? Do we care?

Here is the song list-

The Voice UK songlist – Blind Auditions 7
Vanessa Hunt
Cream (Spanky Wilson Version) – Sunshine Of Your Love

Matt Baker
Lenny Kravitz – Are You Gonna Go My Way

Autumn Sharif
Katy B – Crying For No Reason

Kyle Parry
Pink – Try

Michelle Gee
Chaka Khan – I Feel For You

Sarah Dunn
Ben L’oncle Soul – Barbie Girl

Mitch Miller
Iggy Azalea – Fancy

JoCee
Robin S – Show Me Love

Craig Bunch
Joe Cocker – With A Little Help From My Friends

Roisin Geraghty-Mcdonagh
Dolly Parton – Coat Of Many Colours

Annelies Kruidenier
Sia – Chandelier

Charlotte Turnbull
Oliver Heldens Ft Becky Hill – Gecko (Overdrive)

Lisa Ward
Skunk Anasie – Weak

Andrew Marc
Tina Turner – What’s Love Got To Do With It

I have pear drops and cheap cider. It's time to party

They have t-shirts .

I thought so too Raahh. I tried to be openminded but turned into my Gran.

Horrible trousers.

She's like a porcelain doll. But not one that sings.

Are they off on a hen night after

This all over the place...

I love the way they make say such obvious guff in the VTs
'I was worried for her on her first day of school' says Mum. Well, yes. As S'Tom would say, it's not unusual.
What next, 'kids are my world' shock revelation?

Yuk shittier than shenton fo sure

Overdone , next!

I'm trying to imagine my family's expression if I asked them all to wear a tshirt emblazoned with my face.

This is terrible. Sorry, Charlotte.

2 singers left. What if they're both shite?

Awww, she was quite sweet!

Aww, she gave up

So country girl went through and she didn't??? What the actual heck?

Can I add 'pretend skreiking' to the list of heinous offences? Back stage posse screwing up their faces & waving hands like they're drying nail varnish. STOP IT!!!

No one turned! The last two must be fab-u-lous!

We'd do it, Squoosh.

Shenton was amazing!

(was Shenton last year? I genuinely can't remember)

Will means 'Earlier, we turn for any old shit'

It is surely a matter of minutes before she's signed up to Models one?

Ohh my tv went black.
I think it was Roisin. I take back what I said, sorry Roisin.

Hope chicken boy cones back

Serves them right

My famalam would say no to the t shirt idea.

There is something I didn't connect with about her but I don't know what. I do genuinely think Ricky would have turned.