THE VOICE- Forget Eastenders- It's finally the final blind auditions! And Bill.je.suis thinks all the acts are rubbish...

[Raahh]

well, he doesn't want to spin his chair for anyone apparently, which might not mean the same thing.

What will happen if he doesn't fill his quota of acts? Do we care?

Here is the song list-

The Voice UK songlist – Blind Auditions 7
Vanessa Hunt
Cream (Spanky Wilson Version) – Sunshine Of Your Love

Matt Baker
Lenny Kravitz – Are You Gonna Go My Way

Autumn Sharif
Katy B – Crying For No Reason

Kyle Parry
Pink – Try

Michelle Gee
Chaka Khan – I Feel For You

Sarah Dunn
Ben L’oncle Soul – Barbie Girl

Mitch Miller
Iggy Azalea – Fancy

JoCee
Robin S – Show Me Love

Craig Bunch
Joe Cocker – With A Little Help From My Friends

Roisin Geraghty-Mcdonagh
Dolly Parton – Coat Of Many Colours

Annelies Kruidenier
Sia – Chandelier

Charlotte Turnbull
Oliver Heldens Ft Becky Hill – Gecko (Overdrive)

Lisa Ward
Skunk Anasie – Weak

Andrew Marc
Tina Turner – What’s Love Got To Do With It

I have pear drops and cheap cider. It's time to party

Surely you'd pick something vaguely contemporary to sing.

Are will and Stom planning to go it with under-capacity teams.

Well, sorry love the judges don't get to hear all the name dropping

Watch out Butlins!!!

To be fair if Pixie Lott is really her best friend and actually thought she had any talent, she would introduce her to powers that be rather than send her to the voice!

Filmed out of sync then? As Rita didn't mention being full.

No, it was paula radcliffe who had to stop for a break on the road.

Oh yes musical theatre.

Tom's only interested in his own name dropping

Are they allowed to mention they are full? Also don't they have to wear the same outfits each week to they can edit randomly?

I'm too distracted for this shit. We go to see the new schnauzer puppy we are getting tomorrow. Very excited. I don't think it sings.

Squoosh, it was a drunken ebay purchase. He lives in a tightly-knotted bag.

Think it was Paula Radcliffe wot relieved herself en route (geddit? eh? nevermind)

And moving on.

Yes, they all wear the same stuff, for continuity.

Bouncy moobs.

Poor little Zac bears the expression of one who's thinking 'dear God release me from this hell'.

Nice looking bunch

What was he diagnosed with? Couldn't hear.

This one might forgets his words.

Sob story! Children!

memory loss!

But he's remembered how to sing??

Ooh gravelly

Snore. Same old, same old. Karaoketastic.

I like it

You should padlock that bag Bof.. I bet he wanders around the house at night when you're all asleep.

He lost his short and long term memory- presumably his medium term memory was fine then?