Put a melon on your head, get yer jugs --of ale-- out, it's our Birrrthday! BBC Musketeers Swagger Inn thread 83

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It's time to party with those handsome Musketeers to celebrate ONE YEAR and 94,000 posts of wenching

GO!

Evening everyone

Glad to hear it went pretty well today carolina, still keeping fingers crossed for you (& glad you got some sleep)

helen - you are a wench of strength not to have collapsed in a heap of red faced sniggering at that comment. Today DD & I couldn't control audible snorts at the sight of a real dandy 'tache.

norah, sorry I have no idea about those characters, but I'm still at your ability to have a norty dream filled with men you actually find attractive.

Has anyone in Team A had a sexy dream with Aramis in it?

Well at least he's in there I suppose Madame

Though he was in there in mine too when he rang on the doorbell & then I woke up & now I haven't dreamt him since

I dont think so fancy. The best we've had is sparks one ^. Have you???

I think mavis or norah might have done though? the evil dreamstealers

I have dreamed about him before but I never remember my dreams properly. Vague memories of him hanging around while not much happens. Fms.

Of course, sparks did manage to dream about doing stuff down a back alley with dog once. Says it all about team a dreams really.

That was quite a good dream actually

Look, if I can't do Aramis then Dog's next on the list, so it was an acceptable alternative.

Anyway! This is hilaire

madame not long after the Apple Store event I had a dream of being at another event, with sparks I think (it's not that you're not memorable sparks, it's that weird dreamy vague thing), & Santi was there. We were sitting at tables in a sort of circle. He came (nlt) & sat on our table & it tipped up. Did my subconscious rescue this dream by having us wenches run over & pick him up & administer first aid? Did it fuck . Next bit I remember was of being on a street near where I grew up watching ScaredyCat swimming in a lake that doesn't even exist. WTF just doesn't even cover it.

Love that sparks

I don't know why I get memorable dreams. I don't just have good sexytime dreams either, in fact I've had one specific dream since I was really little which involves a grassy bank with daisies on it, spring time sunshine, a stream nearby and a big oak tree. The sky is blue the birds are singing and I am overwhelmingly happy in it. Still have it every now and then.
I also once dreamt that h got killed in a car accident, that was so real I had to wake him up to tell him about it, describe the place, the other vehicles involved and everything. Basically he'd had to stop at some traffic lights, but not in his car, in a strange car. There was one car in front of him (a big four wheeler type) and a lorry came up and drove into the back of him. (This is when he worked away so I had no idea about what the roads were like etc)
Later that week, he was asked to drive a company car to do drop something off. On his journey he recognised the place I'd described, saw the car in front as I'd described and remembered what I'd said. He stopped, leaving a big space between him and the car in front and put his handbrake on. then a lorry came up, braked too late and went into the back of him. He walked away but the car was a write off.

WWWWwwwwoOOOOOOoooooo

Oh, and when I am really ill I dream about cheese.

So why can't I dream about the lottery numbers? Eh?

Bloody hell that's scary norah

On a completely different note, is anyone having trouble with MN tonight? It's so slow for me

Yep

Yes! It is bloody annoying. Glad it's not just me though, in a totes selfish way

#allforone

#alwayssparkersalways.

NONNY, NONNY IN THE SNUGGERY!

Evening all!

Fucksake. There's always some sort of sport on. Champions bloody league.

I'm stomping off on my own to watch Broadchurch in the other room. Various people have already spoiled it at work for me but I'm a completer.

Things of note:

1. Issy you have a tea lady? Astonished they still exist anywhere. How marvellous.

2. Madame - Aramis filling in forms with you has had me snorting with laughter. I really can't see him being thorough with that. Hshahahaha

Fucksake that's taken an hour of swirling mumsnet to post. Sort it out Justine.

Love that Tumblr Sparks. Tom looks faffer than FAF.

Apricot ooh I've just watched 60s again. I never tire of it. It still GMTRH. That truly was a wonderful afternoon .

Oh you appear to have sorted it out Justine. Good.

Noooorah - that's a bit fucking twilight zone isn't it!? Freaky!

I'm not sure, but other than them being around when I've had group wench dreams I don't think I've dreamt about Aramis or Dog.

But definitely Athos and Porthos. Lots of Porthos ones. The best fucking dream was either Luther or Lee 'Thranduil' Pace where I woke up shaking from the utter horn and actually may have wept that it wasn't in fact true.

Yes it was weird. But I knew it was real, or would be or something.
I also dreamt that my friend broke her arm (when her horse spooked) but I didn't tell her and it happened the next day. I felt really bad about that. Oops.
I can also smell pregnancy sometimes. I've said that before though I think.

How the fuck are you anyway comtess?

I don't think there is anything more devastating than waking up from an amazing dream & realising it's not Real. Maybe it's just as well Aramis hasn't featured - I really don't know if I could handle the disappointment

Oh good it seems to be working quicker now, I've been trying to multitask - iron, watch crap tv, wench & get the DCs to bed & the lag was driving me crazy in my efficient frame of mind.

Er. Mer. Gerd. I've managed to get this full-screen size

Oh no. Have just seen some spoiler pics. arrrgghhhhh.

Well looking at it like that sparks I guess I should be grateful for the sex dreams about completely inappropriate people as when I wake up I'm then profoundly grateful they're not real.

Oh that is beautiful sparks

Re:spoiler pics, if they're truly spoilery, which websites should I avoid?