Put a melon on your head, get yer jugs --of ale-- out, it's our Birrrthday! BBC Musketeers Swagger Inn thread 83

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It's time to party with those handsome Musketeers to celebrate ONE YEAR and 94,000 posts of wenching

GO!

Well I hope they put that harness under his leather. That's not very sexy.

Evening wenches.

I'm tired. I'm fed up and DH and the DC are annoying me so my wench level is hovering somewhere around nil.

I've not had chance to catch up although I went a bit chilly earlier as though a ghost or something was about.

Will be watching but on delay as usual. Aramis is going to have to be extra attentive tonight.

Hello all. I've done lurking and decided to let y'all know I'm still perving even though I'm old enough to know better.
Also I'be had a few beers, DP is all set to fall asleep (he's already confessed he's not AT ALL interested in Musketeering.
Yay! Aren't Fridays great!

Letusprey I do hope tonight's episode lifts your mood somewhat.

I've got an annoying three year old refusing to sleep and there's only 20 minutes left.

So right now am sat on a Lego chair wishing I was anywhere but where I am right now.

I meant in a 'what is your favourite thing to eat when in Prague' type of way. But never mind I only want to know who had the biggest cock.

He's now in bed wailing 'why?' 'Why?' 'Why?' Over and over in an increasingly tired and croaky voice.

13 minutes.
I'm not going to get to watch this am I?

Ooh yes good idea norah - try to get hints about where they hang out in Prague?

I seeeeeeeeee. That was so sneaky it went right over my head

Clever.

Aww alsmutko I'm sure the Musketeers will have the desired effect, and you wenches never fail to make me

Oooooooooh, he's gone quiet.
Come on Toddler. Ssssslllllleeeeeeeeepppppp.

Another two minutes and I'm out of here.

That was the idea fancy yes.

How has your day been? (It's very quiet in here considering isn't it?)

I know. A fair amount of chortling goes on here.
Looking forward to 9pm. Sigh.

I AM OUT WENCHES. REPEAT, THE SQUIRREL HAS FLOWN WEST OF THE VIOLET MOON.

Excellent questions norah. The online q&a is safe in our hands.

Thanks cin. Ive been doing in depth research on youtube looking at behind the scenes bourne legacy clips. I can confirm it is something like that. ^ Theres like a wire on each hip that is turny and both are attached to an overhead thingy like a zip wire. So spinny moves are possible and it looks VERY SAFE. Wenches stand down legal actions against the bbc. They then take out the wires with a magic eraser pen afterwards.

Well I've followed insurance purchasing with Due of Edinburgh kit. That's killed it

TIME to down a glass of Prosecco & get myself to sofa SQQUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE.

#prayforAramis

Success Norah!
Praise Be!

Thanks Madame. I can watch that bit now through my fingers

Looks like it is me and ds1 on the sofa tonight. Had been hoping for solo wenching but ds1 is glued to Food & Drink and being v. sweet talking about food we could make together. He hasn't watched any of this series so far (he watched s1) so I'm just hoping he'll take it in his stride and not keep asking questions.

Evening! There is no fucking way I can catch up, so if anything important has happened since about Thursday lunchtime then do let me know.

I wasn't going to have wine but with it being our birthday and all I have succumbed.

Hope everyone is dandy, I will try and do a quick skim of the thread in the next three minutes... Laters

Fingers crossed for you norah

Ok, I'm in position, wine is poured & DD is here, so I'll be signing off for the duration - see you afterwards.

Have fun wenches

I AM BACK WITH MY BUTTERMINT TEA AND AM READY.
#lovingthedream

A minute to go. Enjoy wenches! poured and see you the other side

Fuck me I though EE shite was never going to fucking end.

Thank you smut (sorry couldn't resist) it is done.
And fuck off Eastenders you twats.

Here we go