Swagger Inn. Thread 82. FMWAC it's been waiting for TWO FRIGGING <wwb> WEEKS!

[HannaCotta]

Roll up, Roll up, get your leather clad, beardy goods here...... [free pube snogs included]

I loved that article. 'My inner goddess demands a blood sacrifice'

I dunno about Jeremy Renner, he doesn't really do it for me.

I think Im developing a thing for short burly action film actors. / ovulating.

Just as well you've developed that obsession post-Soccer Aid rather than pre. You'd have exploded with lust.

OH MY CHRIST!!!!!

FMOvulation.

sparks I didnt even know who he was he was on the team then!!!!

Obvs, at the time I didnt really notice anyone else on the pitch besides santi.

Errrr... jr is taller than I thought.

That pic's GMTRH all over again.

FFS, why can't it be an annual thing? even if it did make him limp

That pic's cheered me up thanks sparks. ScaredyCat got me out of bed 3 or 4 times last night by throwing up. I lost count. Today, FancyCat must've been feeling left out, so she ate grass & threw up. And one of them threw up on the patio just now - someone ate a whole peanut FFS. At least it was outside.

Hope you're feeling a bit better mouse

Off to look for some hot Santi pics (think I'm ovulating too FFS. Do you think it's my age, or Aramis affecting my hormones? It's come round rather quickly again)

Thinking back to Soccer Aid night in here still makes me LOL I don't think we've ever come near that level of hysteria since.

Actually, the Apple Store was. Not sure what that says about Team Aramis.

Mouse hope you are feeling better.

Can't add anything useful to the soccer debate, except to give you the one and only Omid Djalili, who used to play for the University of Ulster back when I was doing my A-Levels, and tried out his first after-dinner speech on my mum. Might not be what you want or need, but he's certainly short, burly and has been in a James Bond film (which counts as action). Plus he's a lovely chap according to my folks

I've seen a trailer for this week's episode which has made me wonder if Dog & Porthos are now 'in' on the Aramis/Queen thing. Something A says in front of them. I was assuming up til now that it was still just Athos who knew - have I assumed wrong? I will be if he's told them without us seeing

^There is no place for that pic on this thread. Just no. HOLD ON. That's better

A much nicer picture there from sparks. Classic technique - focus on the ball, weight over the ball.

madam where are the 5o shades of feminism?

what is FMWAC. nahha?

lol at apricot how well remembered re malc's proverb. indeed. well, she's not dead yet but as good as, eh?

OK, found mrsb's link. #lonerambler

Deary me, does no-one here have an appreciation for short, fat, bald men?

Looks like you're in a queue of one issy!

A gif with Lancelot & Gwaine.

With Aramis's love life I'm not sure that 'Forever Alone' is apt

There is just so much right with that ^Santi SA pic that I don't even know where to begin.

Soccer aid was the best.

Er, thats a bit too short and burly even for me issy. And the graphic image of his meat and potatoes jumbling around in there has gmtr unhorn. But Im sure he is lovely.

drink - fuck me what a cunt.

You can see how much Im enjoying my work today, by the number of breaks Im taking.

oh dear madame I forgot what I asked about and just saw your reply. I tried to frantically remember what I must have moaned about that require such a response . then I thought you meant me

issy I do like Dara O'Briain apart from that I'll stick to my fondness for stubbly men in leather jackets. (I.e. Chris Pratt, Ewan McGregor, Michael Fassbender, Mr Enormouse)

Feeling a little better but fuck me are the small mice really pushing it today. Almost 2 and a half hours to bedtime.

WW's cakes do look nice, but I only have a pack of pancakes.

How often do they do soccer aid? Oh how funny that night was. Have we booked tickets for the next one?