Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol XII

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Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

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cherin I think the idea common amongst creationists is that if it wasn't on the ark then it's a made up animal. By that reasoning the mammoths wouldn't be real and your whole childhood is built on lies.

cherin I feel your pain. Late father in law was a geologist as is dp. Basically they're saying dp was brought up in a house of lies and is currently a member of a cabal of 'bone fiddlers' (laughed out loud when I read that term)

Really must stop looking at thread. I'm sneaking quick look whilst friend is in the loo.

Is this the ultimate swivel chair??? You might sit on CJ and not even realise he is sitting in it if he in his camouflage kit!

Oh cherin, I still believe in dinosaurs .... oh, hang on, is it "I believe in fairies" or is that something completely different ... and no, I've not been reading LL's Peter Pan ff's (I'm at work, if that's explanation enough!). Sorry, all this dino stuff has made my head explode a bit ... does that also mean that dodo's aren't real, as they aren't mentioned as going into the Ark ... in fact, thinking about it, lots of animals aren't actually mentioned ... does that mean cats and dogs aren't real, and are just a figment of our imagination ... maybe I should join this thread (not!) ... anyway, probably enough thinking for me today, best get back to work instead!!

Lola I was trying to buy a camouflage swivel chair for my DS the other week and they were sold out!! Is this significant?

I couldn't stop reading the dinosaur thread last night as it was completley ridiculous, but also so funny. I think it was the Dino porn or the Dino orgy, that got me!! I am a believer...along with the fairies for lost teeth and making little circles at the end of the garden.... Because we are all slightly mad here, we can believe what we like. We all believe that CJ is coming to our AGM don't we????

lola brilliant chair. A must for the AGM!

Of course CJ is coming to the AGM he's our keynote speaker who says he's not real???

lola love the chair :)

richtea are you trying to say that CJ might not be coming to the AGM? ... well, we'll just have to change the date to when he can make it then!

There must be an opening ceremony Oscar-style, clearly, we just need to vote for him in penguin dress (he must be swanky in a tuxedo!) or in army fatigues. In the first case he must speak all posh and nurt-hun, in the second one he can start addressing the audience in a kind of dominating, bossy way. Being the good actor he is, I am sure he'll do we'll either way.

Well, not we'll. bloody phone
(Am baking)

Nickel we have RL Chris as backup if CJ is unavailable?

cherin how about the AGM opening address in a tux then he rips it off like one of the Chippendales to reveal low slung combats underneath? Then, when the speeches are over and we move onto the wrestling, he strips off again a la Full Monty to just a loincloth and well oiled torso? That should grab everybodys attention. Expect we'll all be agog, mouths open, tongues hanging out well mine certainly will be

Forgot to say perhaps he could do a little sing-song half way through speeches, swinging his mike raunchily

Quick check in again. I vote for ditching the loincloth.

And a big yes to mic swinging, dodgy as it sounds.

Oops sorry orphan my mind was wandering back to Crixus - he knew how to wear a loincloth very well indeed. I don't mind either way...

Perhaps we should vote at the AGM how many layers CJ needs to lose at any one stage of the opening address, perhaps alongside some very slow music and plenty of cocktail-induced jeering

cjwoof it's just that if we're calling it naked wrestling, then I think we should ensure we can't be had up on the trades description act.

Indeed orphan the wrestling will be naked, but this is the opening ceremony - we don't want him peaking too early

I'm thinking less is more at the early stages, then when all wrestlers are present in the ring we can do a comparison headcount so to speak

We really need a warning on this thread, I'm getting some funny looks in the petrol station when I read 'headcount' cjwoof too funny!! :)

Oh sorry I misunderstood! No, of course CJ has more class than to strip fully at the opening ceremony more's the pity

Right that's the minutiae of loincloths sorted, now, is he wearing a white tuxedo or the full black with silk cummerbund and cufflinks. I'm thinking the more bits and pieces to remove slowly, the more we'll like it.

Ooh full black for me please with proper bow tie that he can untie later and wear dangling in a über sexy way. (If only my ds realised what I'm doing whilst waiting for him...)