Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol XII

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

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Lacey Turner
Cast & Crew of Our Girl

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www.fanfiction.net/u/6329437/Ski-dreamer
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Its going to be quite difficult to conceal full combats with low slung trouser underneath a well tailored tuxedo - could result in some very misshapen bulges in unorthodox places. I dont mind volunteering to help tuck him in before he goes on stage...I just hope I dont accidentally lose all my clothes whilst plumping him up for the grand entrance.

cjwoof are you the official 'fluffer'? Or are you calling it 'plumper'?

Ok I'm quite happy to go with the black tux - very classy - and proper bow tie for the benefit of orphan for dangling later on. Shoes are an issue however, as shiny black loafers won't sit so well when the combats come out, just as desert 6 lace-hole boots will not be a good look for a tux. Will bare feet covered in blisters be too bad a look?

orphan fluffer or plumper, I can do either or both as the need arises...

Bare feet and tux say 'bedroom and swivelling' to me, so yes!

Please can I assist in pumping CJ up for his big entrance? I've gota few ideas as to how to get his adrenaline flowing...

How about this to cover all bases

Ok, ds is coming. Need to go back under cover as normal middle aged woman.

Ooh painted there's an idea! orphan plumping assistance is always gratefully received as I'm sure CJ could prove to be a right handful when pinned against the wall by a naked cougar with cold hands he doesn't co-operate.

painted I'm a bit concerned that if CJ was wearing that suit and sitting astride Lolas swivel chair I could accidentally sit straight on top of him without realising...how embarrassing would that be?? You're right, not embarrassing at all!!

This should definitely come with a warning not to read it work. When will I learn?!. I am now hiding in the toilets at work with tears streaming down my face. Must also try and revert to being a grown up. Aaagh. Impossible. Must be time to leave soon?

Nah CJW would be a perfectly acceptable "slip up / slip on...ahem" to make

Ohi ohi, I have just received the cv of a young guy that wants to come for a summer placement with me...he put in his cv that he's a volounteer Pompiere!! Do you think I blow my cover if I take him on without asking anything else?? :-)
(He's closer to my son's age than mine, btw. It's definitely a no fly zone!)

Don't forget the stag pants

I fear I will never be taken seriously in work again not that I ever was after my full blown choke and splutter session reading this afternoons antics.

Made worse by the fact that I received a work email containing the title "Brize Norton" and actually squealed / jumped up from my swivel chair. Not even faintly keeping up the image of respectability.

cherin give him the job straightaway! He sounds perfectly suitable to me

Think we're going more for the commando effect, painted after orphans brouhaha about loincloths - wouldn't want to get her wound up over CJs pelvic coverage twice in one day, not good for the old hormonal urges

Bagsy I do the duet with him! He can swing his microphone my way anytime

Fair point cjw
Fight you for the microphone ice I would like the opportunity to "swell" the ranks of the army music corps

I think it's an opportune moment for the dangling bow tie during the sing-song - dim lighting, pianist, romantic song, microphone on verge of swinging then...cue tie dangle and stroll onto stage. Pick icemist from out of the audience that she's trampled underfoot and gently woo her with You Are Everything and Everything is You whilst looking longingly at me in the crowd. Sigh...

Awwww ....

He can then lead ice by the hand back to her seat before dangling his loosened tie in painteds face and then lead her up to the piano, gently sitting her on the seat and shuffling to sit alongside her, all the while singing All of Me and gazing across the adoring fans to wink at me lovingly. Aaah...

Then it's songs over, slow strip, everybody's happy

There really could be a stampede up on that stage! ill be there to mop his brow and anything else

Never been happier to sit in a traffic jam all swooning and grinning

Is this the point to drop it into the conversation that RL Chris can play the piano (product of a pushy mother). Relies on it frequently as a chat up tactic..