THE VOICE- Auditions WEEK 5! - there are returnees and Nathan from BROTHER BEYOND!<chucks knickers at telly>

[Raahh]

Who?? some of the youngsters (and Rita) might say.

Who indeed. But he was the pretty boy lead singer- and they had a number 2 hit, dontcha know (altogether now ...'the harder I tryyyyyy' ooooh'. )

1988 seems so very long ago.

Here's the song list:

Newtion Matthews
John Legend – Who Did That To You?

Hannah Wildes
Nelly Furtado – All Good Things Come To An End

Alex David Charles
Stevie Wonder – I Wish

Karis Thomas
Joss Stone – Right To Be Wrong

Harris Hameed
Timbaland – Apologize

Stephen Cornwell
5 Seconds Of Summer – She Looks So Perfect

Kate Flynn
Foo Fighters – Best Of You

Krazy Horse
Creedence Clearwater Revival – Bad Moon Rising

Vikesh Champaneri
Adele – Hometown Glory

Rozzy
Jessie J, Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj – Bang Bang

Brooklyn
Nicki Minaj – Superbass

Nathan Moore
White Stripes – Seven Nation Army

Claudia Rose
Jennifer Hudson – Love You I Do

I'm hoping 'Newtion' is a typo.

I forgot about Duffy, poster girl for the one hit wonder.

Squoosh

The IOW is seriously left out .. I would write to points of view

Ilove- I thought the same as your Dh (I know a lot of people from there).

I'm not sure she's a natural blonde, Rita.

But Duffy isn't a real name. That's why she couldn't so more songs.

CaulkheadUpNorth who is the most famous IoWer?

DD says her eyebrows are on point. So never mind if you win love, you're a winner in DDs eyes.

Wales is empty. Sheep and dragons have taken over the major towns. Everyone is either auditioning, or shouting Welshly backstage.

I hope Rita can help her with the eyebrows.

She already went all the way. Should have stopped at first base.

I think I will. Or the chief of the Bbc. I could be "disgruntled, Isle of Wight".

Late on parade and just read the thread and frankly, I have no idea what's going on!

Have I missed Nathan from Brother Beyond? I think I used to fancy him... Now I fancy Mascara Ricky who lives just down the road and stood in the queue behind me at Asda. Which is not relevant to anything.

Also... I have a sob story. Why so they never want me to talk about it then sing a song?

Coco

I hope that was a stick-on transfer, or there's an illegal tattooist roaming the valleys. Perhaps he does the sheep too.

I'd be worried having Rita as mentor.

I haven't got enough hair to be Upsy Daisy.

Don't worry Roly we are yet to witness the glory of Nathan.

This one is like a JLS member after an Elvis diet.

He sounds like Beyonce played at the wrong speed, this one.
I think his runs have the runs.

I quite like his voice, probably a gap in the market for an Asian singer.

It's never too late to apologise. He is teaching dodgy morals to kids.

I'll find you sheep MrsVamos, you'll be totes gorg.

Brother one step beyond

SIXTEEN? Is the water in Leeds contaminated?

This one's had a hard paper round.