THE VOICE- Auditions WEEK 5! - there are returnees and Nathan from BROTHER BEYOND!<chucks knickers at telly>

[Raahh]

Who?? some of the youngsters (and Rita) might say.

Who indeed. But he was the pretty boy lead singer- and they had a number 2 hit, dontcha know (altogether now ...'the harder I tryyyyyy' ooooh'. )

1988 seems so very long ago.

Here's the song list:

Newtion Matthews
John Legend – Who Did That To You?

Hannah Wildes
Nelly Furtado – All Good Things Come To An End

Alex David Charles
Stevie Wonder – I Wish

Karis Thomas
Joss Stone – Right To Be Wrong

Harris Hameed
Timbaland – Apologize

Stephen Cornwell
5 Seconds Of Summer – She Looks So Perfect

Kate Flynn
Foo Fighters – Best Of You

Krazy Horse
Creedence Clearwater Revival – Bad Moon Rising

Vikesh Champaneri
Adele – Hometown Glory

Rozzy
Jessie J, Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj – Bang Bang

Brooklyn
Nicki Minaj – Superbass

Nathan Moore
White Stripes – Seven Nation Army

Claudia Rose
Jennifer Hudson – Love You I Do

I'm hoping 'Newtion' is a typo.

Did he say his name is Harris Tweed?!?!

Did he say his name is Harris Tweed?!?!

Did he say his name is Harris Tweed?!?!

When S'Tom was 16, no girl in the Valleys was safe.

Soz. Phones fucked

What were you doing at sixteen, S'Tom?
Ah, it was tough in the trenches. I saw things.

He needs to bulk his head up. Mr Pinhead.

Ten eggs a day. What

I think some women must have very long gestation periodsthat produce 12 year old newborns.

I think we may be about to witness a spot of Roid Rage...

Coco

Thanks.

I think.

This is basically X Factor's Clunt.

Oh my goodness I'm in love. his voice is like caramel pancakes.

Your man there. Seventy eggs a week.
Must be guffy, no?

ROAR @ "Ah, it was tough in the trenches. I saw things."

Ten eggs a day ?

Cor. That must produce some smelly farts. Bleurgh.

I wouldn't stand down wind of him. 10 eggs a day?

This one has been singing for eons. And he's crap.

'in my American Apparel underwear'.

Is name checking cheap brands a thing these days?

Squoosh! I was seeing Clunt too.

MrsVamos, we are as one.

His friends are one of 'those' groups of blokes in a bar.

Flat Clunt
Will He Be is so primed. Your man couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.
And that's his JOB? Guffy? Singer-songwriter? Nooooooo

Ds is in stitches with Mr muscle singing a song from 5 seconds of summer.
What, will, Tom?
Kyles would have been all over them guns.

X post, Rudolph. Great minds.