THE VOICE- Auditions WEEK 5! - there are returnees and Nathan from BROTHER BEYOND!<chucks knickers at telly>

[Raahh]

Who?? some of the youngsters (and Rita) might say.

Who indeed. But he was the pretty boy lead singer- and they had a number 2 hit, dontcha know (altogether now ...'the harder I tryyyyyy' ooooh'. )

1988 seems so very long ago.

Here's the song list:

Newtion Matthews
John Legend – Who Did That To You?

Hannah Wildes
Nelly Furtado – All Good Things Come To An End

Alex David Charles
Stevie Wonder – I Wish

Karis Thomas
Joss Stone – Right To Be Wrong

Harris Hameed
Timbaland – Apologize

Stephen Cornwell
5 Seconds Of Summer – She Looks So Perfect

Kate Flynn
Foo Fighters – Best Of You

Krazy Horse
Creedence Clearwater Revival – Bad Moon Rising

Vikesh Champaneri
Adele – Hometown Glory

Rozzy
Jessie J, Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj – Bang Bang

Brooklyn
Nicki Minaj – Superbass

Nathan Moore
White Stripes – Seven Nation Army

Claudia Rose
Jennifer Hudson – Love You I Do

I'm hoping 'Newtion' is a typo.

This one seems to be intensely irritating.

Oh here we go. Quirky.

Except she is wearing shoes.

She knows nothing of the rules of quirk .

Newsflash, ducky. Pleather miniskirts and nasty synthetic 60s tops are not 'hippy'. HTH.

She's dire. And annoying.

Fuck off with your vintage, I wore it first time round probably.

Evening all. I like this one. Probably because she looks spookily like dd1.

Oh, hold up, she's upped it on the day to pleather fringed hotpants.
Also not 'hippy'.

Oh dear.

At least only a teeny tiny Plow had to suffer.

Cripes just looked at her. I most definitely didn't wear it first time round.

Why do they all turn when she starts screeching? Actual screeching.

Her hair is a lovely colour, BoF

I call 'Loving You' for her for the BATTLE ROUNDZ

Did you see her VT, BOF? Because I bet your daughter is not intensely irritating like this one.

Isn't bindi wearing about as appropriate as wearing a Native American head dress?

It's the shape of her eyes, I think. So now she's my favourite.

DD2 used to stick pretend jewlls from her comic between her eyes. And the necklace!

Evening. I can join this week as I'm unusually watching it in real time.

A bit surprised at all the turning for Bofs dd. i didn't think she was incredible

poor Rickkkay. He just wants a girlfriend. Real, or imaginary.

Just marking place. Hi all

I adore reading youse lots quick quips and put downs. More often than not better than the programme.

Ricky flirting, poor girlfriend of his, he needs a slap

Scuse typos.

Scuse typos.

I dunno, my kids both get on my tits a bit .

A fucking bindi? Fuck, shit. She fucking lurvves herself.
Oh hi everyone.

8Rudy*- oh yes- 'Loving you'- with the notes only dogs can hear sing