THE VOICE- Auditions WEEK 5! - there are returnees and Nathan from BROTHER BEYOND!<chucks knickers at telly>

[Raahh]

Who?? some of the youngsters (and Rita) might say.

Who indeed. But he was the pretty boy lead singer- and they had a number 2 hit, dontcha know (altogether now ...'the harder I tryyyyyy' ooooh'. )

1988 seems so very long ago.

Here's the song list:

Newtion Matthews
John Legend – Who Did That To You?

Hannah Wildes
Nelly Furtado – All Good Things Come To An End

Alex David Charles
Stevie Wonder – I Wish

Karis Thomas
Joss Stone – Right To Be Wrong

Harris Hameed
Timbaland – Apologize

Stephen Cornwell
5 Seconds Of Summer – She Looks So Perfect

Kate Flynn
Foo Fighters – Best Of You

Krazy Horse
Creedence Clearwater Revival – Bad Moon Rising

Vikesh Champaneri
Adele – Hometown Glory

Rozzy
Jessie J, Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj – Bang Bang

Brooklyn
Nicki Minaj – Superbass

Nathan Moore
White Stripes – Seven Nation Army

Claudia Rose
Jennifer Hudson – Love You I Do

I'm hoping 'Newtion' is a typo.

Coco, steady on.

.. On the left hand side

Is it 1993, why the fuck is Shane Richie presenting programmes?

Here we go..

I shall be with you all once I've wrangled DS2 into bed. We have an all new sky box that actually works and everything.

I have Shane Ritchie's autograph. From when he was a blue coat at Pontins in the early 80's

You'll be waiting a while will.

Shane ritchie, he must be blackmailing the bbc to still get gigs..

He's taken styling tips from Jermain from last year.

Raah's caah.

Blimey
I go round to my Mothers for an hour and come back to find someone has called Duran Duran mingers.

Has not worked

Didn't Bill.je.suis discover John Legend or something?

The Voice should be shown in schools about the dangers of leaving home to pursue a musical career. Everyone ends up homeless.

squoosh-

I'm too bamboozled by the name Newtion to concentrate on his singing.

Coco- especially the winners.

I blame Bill Ich Bin for john 'tedious' legend, yes.

Nice dipdye Raahh.

That was a surprisingly quick wrangling. The only delay was 'mummy, listen to me count to 110 in 2s'.

Was he any good?

Yes, Newtion was clearly not a typo. Unfortunately.

Raahh

New-shun?
Well. There's a thing.

Cal- he was very much the same as every other wannabe r and b singer, really. And looked older than 30. Sorry, Newt.

Was there really an I in there. How does one pronounce Newtion? new-tee-on? new-shon?