Swagger Inn. Thread 81. BBC Musketeers. Anything stuck in your teeth Aramis?

[Lyndie]

All welcome to discuss BBC Musketeers. If we ever get to see them again due to the sodding rugby

Understandable sweetheart x
After ds2 I got the contraceptive equivalent of trident fitted :)

"Lady dr"!?
Ffs.

That made me badders. And thanks for the cwtch helen.

Oh good, not just me on lady dr. I like my regular gp, he's about 70 and under 5ft tall. Possibly the least intimidating man on the planet. Even his locum in his 30s and taller than me would be fine. I only want to get the implant fitted ffs.

Afternoon wenches. Day off with DS2 who has had a hospital appointment in nearbybigcity . Nothing serious but blimey it's a long walk from the station to the hospital!

My my, what lovely bongs you have Helen!

That cardigan link is brilliant . I feel I should offer my services to remove said cardigan forthwith and the rest of his clothes tomorrow.

BBC Twitter person - I love you also

And Lady Doctor? FFS

Can I just say Badz that sounds like a Friday night from heaven

I want that cardi. I might have to tweet PC. I'd just spend all day wrapped in it despite it being so thin & worn it'd have no warmth & sniffing it.

I hope our BBC twitterer is on duty tomorrow night.

Come on over sparks - let's wench it up :)

Ok, no one puy anything on telly or post any pics that might give mouse the horn tomorrow night!!!

Er...oh dear.

I wish I could. Virtual Indian on here? I can do the rest!

How's your head today Madame?

Oh bother - Chinese New Year today isn't it. I promised DS a takeaway for tea...

Never mind, Have we posted this on thread yet? JP Twitter...

Mmm Chinese. I might make it instead of buying. I've been eating rubbish since not being unwell, time to get back on the wagon!

School run. Violin. Tea. Only half a day to go before half term.

Afternoon, feeling virtuous as I've just switched energy supplier (which I should have done ages ago). You'll be relieved to know the savings were not enough to prompt me to twerk down the street in hotpants to a song by Nicole Shitsinger's old group.

Hope babymouse's jabs were ok mouse

Wonderful bongs helen

Love the response on the BBC twitter post sparks & the Santi cardi post had so many hot pics of him

Just got back from the jabs. He was absolutely fine. Didn't want to leave in fact. We had to say bye to everyone in the waiting room. I was also told he was too pretty and pleasant natured to be a boy.

I spoke to the nurse whilst I was there about getting the heavy duty stuff and I'll have to go to the family planning clinic as the dr can only prescribe the pill. So why the fuck would I need to see a lady dr to get the pill? The coil, granted I'd understand that. But the pill??

Aw, it sounds as though babymouse charmed them all at the surgery , but too pretty & pleasant to be a boy? FFS

at the idea that women who've had 2 children will be too delicate to discuss women's things with A MAN!! Let alone have a man look at or touch any part of their body.

Dr Aramis here.

"Open wider."

fancy both mice are very feminine looking. Long eyelashes, lots of dark hair. They get called pretty a lot.

the gp has discussed thrush and examined the extent of the trapped nerve in my leg (I.e. thigh and arse). And he knows I have sex, where did the two kids come from? So being coy about the pill is a bit .

A bit sad about the twerking.

And maybe team Aramis all need grey cardies.

@ Dr Aramis. That's a superfluous command surely? the response to Aramis is instinctive

The littlemice sound gorgeous, I am a bit at all the hair though after producing two rather bald babies.

If you don't mind me asking, was the trapped nerve pain acute or not? I've had variable discomfort (rather than pain) for years in a similar area. I've been scanned, examined & poked by a succession of doctors without finding anything wrong, so the conclusion was it's probably a nerve issue.

I need Santi's grey cardi. That may be worth twerking for.

Sounds like the cardi's got to have a rota of its own

Would it be too like Rochefort pervy to ask Dog to wear it for me

Ok I'm off to hang some pictures, would have done them earlier but I was waiting for DS to get home from school to ask his opinion. He's got quite a good eye for layout & design so I like to pick his brains. His idea was better than mine today.

hahahaha Santi's cardi is getting more airings than Tom's blue one ....doesn't look like it'd be up to a full wigwamming though. Shame.

No wifi until a week on Monday. Just 3G....Having finally acquired a phone upgrade, with 4G, I seem to have bought a house in the only spot in this smallnorthernmarkettownthat'sbeenusedasasetforaBBCdrama that doesn't have 4G coverage.

But, we still have the old house, so I can pop back for a quick internet fix every now and again

Hope you're all well. 18 out of 4962 boxes unpacked.

And.....oh fuck!....the party bags, aaaargghhhhh!!!!!!

for Elk

I don't think we even have 3G here

Oh Apricot. Yes that is the one, thank you.
I KNEW you'd like it too. What with you and me being ladies wot have very good taste

what link is it Apricot? where is it? what website address, please. I need to make it my new phone screensaver!!

Evening all

Thanks sparks head is ok today . Just bloody knackered after giving a 4 hour briefing session at work today.

mouse seriously, your practice will only let you see a "lady doctor" about contraception???

elk nooooo you cannot be serious!!!! House move and a childrens party???

The sunll come out...tomorrow...
betcha bottom dollar that tomorrow...therell be sun... (etc)