10000 BC Stone Age - Anyone planning to watch?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Starts Monday channel 5.

The trailers look very odd - looks like it doesn't go very well.

I've just got to the rehab bit.

He can hear the crew's radio? This is ridiculous. Aren't they keeping out of the way?

That was crazy.

I'm trying to work out what kind of food safes they should've been building, or did they just accept that other animals would steal their food?

They are just too thick to think about protecting their food.

Even after a month plus they seem so lacking in much organisation really.

So he set fire to the hut. Brilliant. It is like he is taking stupid pills.

I've finally caught up!

You're at the hunt?

Why haven't they built a hide and got there before dawn instead of trying to stalk them in daylight with a camera crew following?

Because they are thick.

I might appear more Patsy Ab Fab but this lot are making me look like Ray Mears on steroids.

Well, will it just be us two tomorrow Enrique?

Enrique

Looks like it Anne. I'll be the one with real bees in my beehive
No honey wasting here.

I forgot to watch. I will see if this is on catchup and join you tonight.

I think it will be Joan, surely Ch5's top pick

I'm looking forward to Friday's Bear Grylls programme though

Tensions run high as the celebrities navigate their way through dense jungle down a ravine, and when they eventually reach what will be their camp for the night, a meal of live scorpions is on the menu The following morning, they bathe in the nearby river - their first wash in three days - but the relief is only short-lived when Bear arrives for the team's first big test - a descent of a 120ft waterfall. At the end of an action-packed day, one more member of the group faces elimination<
I think that's wrong, no one went home this week.

Contrast with

Phil and Mike head off into the wilderness to set snares as they continue their mission, while Mel takes Jodie and Josie foraging for sloes. The next day, Paul calls a meeting to discuss whether the hunters can have more rations to compensate for the extra calories that they are burning, but Mel is not willing to part with any more food and thinks they should give up. Meanwhile, JP shows an unexpected skill for extracting burdock root<

What are they going to do with sloes? they're so bitter, the only thing I know to do with them is make gin It's been rosehips all the way up until now.

Oh well, we only have two more episodes to endure next week and then it'll be over.

Well from the above synopsis Stone Age programme looks far superior.

Sloes are disgusting until they have been steeped in sugar and gin for months. They will probably just make them sick.

It's the JP show.

Evening - anyone watching tonight?

I'm in Anne

Evening bean!

I could do with a few weeks eating burdock root and rosehips.

If I tell you that Bear also makes them collect and drink their own wee?

I want JP to be triumphant in this series and win a month outward bound with Bear

the 'expert' if he's so keen on the experiment, why is he not participating?

The two guys have dropped a lot of weight. JP is doing bugger all and the rations are enough for the ladies. Give the guys more food.

I couldn't stand being that dirty. I thought they said they were going to wash their hands?