THE VOICE- The auditions continue...tonight with the bloke from Black Lace...

[Raahh]

...who sang on Agadoo- obviously not the dead one.

He looks a bit differentNo doubt they will all recognise his instantly- even Rita, who wasn't even born in 1984, probably.
I don't know if he sounds any better.

And there are lots of Welsh acts, just for S'Tom.

See y'all later

We dont usually think about it that hard Ledkr.

Caravannnsss. Barbara Dickson classic

Rahh you made me proper LOL

I went to get crisps. Is she a traveller, did she say?

what's she wearing?

oh lordy.

Dolly.

This is pants.

what's with the warble??

Raah.
Kareoke Dolly.

Not. Good.

Bit warbly

She's awfully warbley

Its Sarah Silverman.

They managed to squeeze several traveller stereotypes into that VT.

This is horribly old fashioned.

SHOOT HER NOW!!! PUT HER OUT OF HER MISERY.

She doesn't look like Dolly

As JJ would say, pitchy.

S'Toma, not known for his tact, will get her doing that Cher classic.
'Well love, with your background and that hair...'
Oh, S'Toma

Oh no. Sad DC

Oh, the poor wee-uns

There are so many terrible things i want to type, but i am resisting.

It's not Stars in their Eyes luv.

Lovely looking wee boys.

Mum of three, and that figure.

They could have just told her that it was old fashioned and she'll never get anywhere in pop with that.

Is being a mum of three some great thing? Because I am too. I Can't sing either.

This is a bit mean.

Bill is wearing Pleggings

Well done Raah, sit on your hands.