THE VOICE- The auditions continue...tonight with the bloke from Black Lace...

[Raahh]

...who sang on Agadoo- obviously not the dead one.

He looks a bit differentNo doubt they will all recognise his instantly- even Rita, who wasn't even born in 1984, probably.
I don't know if he sounds any better.

And there are lots of Welsh acts, just for S'Tom.

See y'all later

That speech wasn't so likeable. Thought she was good though.

Six Degrees of Tom Jones......more like one degree really.

She should have done a frozen numbet

How many more auditions???

See y'all next week.

It has been a pleasure, as always.

Time flies when you're watching shit singers.

She's a bit up herself!

Elvis Presley is on C5 now. Now there's a singer...

Until next time

Keep going with that attitude and you'll be back selling frozen yoghurt very soon.

Cockier than Dirk Diggler.

Esmee Dentures

She's not very likable is she? That fake american accent.

Thanks for the company. God now I've started watching Take Me Out

Good to see you all. Better than the show! A bien tot.

Take me out! Saturday shite tv, come on.

Oh I love a bit of Take me Out. Eggs and Bacon.

Im so glad we have soneone to hate together.

Now I'm watching Stars In Their Eyes on ITV+1. Some chap about to do Meatloaf very badly

He looks more like Jonny Vegas. Or Cam from Modern Family. And you can still REALLY hear his Northern Irish accent coming through.

I appear to be watching Shane Ritchie.

NOTHING could make me watch Shane Ritchie.

I flicked past Shane Richie with as much speed as I could muster. Did notice he appears to have pinched Paul McCartney's conker coloured hair dye.

We are over on Stars in their Insides now.

Stalker song from Adele wannabe?

Yes! Stalker song.

I was hoping for Skyfall.....

We got trifle.....an' apple crumble!!!!

I prefer 90's Stars in their Eyes where it was all a bit serious. Something tells me Harry does feel enough reverance.