THE VOICE- The auditions continue...tonight with the bloke from Black Lace...

[Raahh]

...who sang on Agadoo- obviously not the dead one.

He looks a bit differentNo doubt they will all recognise his instantly- even Rita, who wasn't even born in 1984, probably.
I don't know if he sounds any better.

And there are lots of Welsh acts, just for S'Tom.

See y'all later

The poor lamb. Shit song and so nervous.

tuning in late tonight, doesn't look like i've missed much.

maybe he sounds better underwater

Nice teeth for any dentists watching

Aww, he's lovely.

squoosh I had almost wiped that aberration from my mind

Such a cute little face

Aw lickle boy. Was a shite song.

I was just thinking he'd do BEAUTIFULLY for union J, with the babyshits and the pretty eyes. Do they need a spare yet? Has one gone off the rails?

Very sweet lad but a rubbish singer.

I'm going soft.

He couldn't sing, but he looks like ds, only older.

Come in.your pyjamas? Ricky you naughty Keisar chief

Eurgh, this next one's outfit is hideous

Is this a singing competition?

Oh dear...

Bring back Billy Bottle!

hoddle and waddle - footballers turned singers. i use the word singers in the loosest possible way, a bit like the man on the telly now

Whats happened to all the actual singers?

Actually what this show's missing is Christopher Maloney.

Stick with playing with your balls.
NEXT!

Tartan jacket and bow tie. Yawn.

Oh dear. Another one singling all the right notes in the wrong order...

*singing, even

Think they've gone to the wrong studio

Ah a bit of melisma. Nope.

Ok- so no-one turned. That blows my theory.