Swagger Inn 79 - Post Applegate, Episode 4, Musketeers is what we want...

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Just starting us off.
For Post Applegate analysis etc......

We've got you lubber. Driving in ice and snow is bad enough with out getting lost.

Sparkle - I love all of this!!

Sparks you are a legend.

New wench rule- "if in doubt, tip the contents of your bag all over the pavement"

I didn't know what to do! He was walking back towards us & we were just stood there going shiiiiiit.

Anne HTF did you think you were following Dog? When it was Santi who turned around & came back?

Santi walked towards Regent a Street and Dog towards Hanover Sq. We walked towards Hanover Sq. Then Luca and his mate came back up Hanover St and stopped outside the Slug and Lettuce.

The taking of the video was absolutely beyond hilarious. I really did fuck it up.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Sparkle that sounds like such a laugh, you lot are true wenches and will lead the charge in Prague.....woo hop!!!

How much eye rolling from Howie on the videoing Anne....they're used to professionals you know

NO THAT WAS SANTI!!! Luca walked off towards Regent St (a girl on my Twitter saw him do that too!) SANTI walked down the road then turned round, came back up to the Slug & Lettuce etc.

Wahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Howie and I are practically married. First, I almost crashed into him and I apologised automatically and he went 'it's alright love' and then he demanded I take the video.

To his credit he didn't actually eye roll. Then he said he had to go but we said no.

Omfg I was so sure that was Luca. Not so much that it was Luca but that Santi walked towards Regent St.

We didn't stop laughing all day. First it was hysteria at the very prospect of it all, then it was with mirth at Howie's answers, then it was with glee at how frigging jammy we were.

He did - after they decided the Slug & lettuce Looked crap!

Night all, off to hayloft...

Loved the reports from yesterday.
Comtesse - have you stopped workig yet?
Foxy hope you're feeling better?
cwtch to Badders

ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz etc.

Then he said he had to go but we said no.

Now I'm laughing at THAT!

Well in my head we did, but if I am honest I can't actually recall what we said. I know he said he had to go but then we got our pic.

Aw wwthat sounds scary, you've already gone to bed so the may not be appropriate, maybe would be better for when you wake up?

No worries re: the briefness of the meeting sparks, discretion was advisable, she probably already thinks we're as mad as a box of frogs for meeting up, she doesn't need it to be confirmed by listening to us talking

Fantastic account of the whole thing btw, I'm so chuffed you actually GOT TO TOUCH THEM! I'm massively impressed at the Team A (& drink ) coolness - use of local knowledge, use of drink for more photos, speaking Spanish, classy!

In the outside pic of Santi & you all (how good does that look written down?) is that Luca in the background?

Lessons learnt for Prague:

1. Learn how to use the tech properly.
2. Have back up tech.
3. It really isn't that practical to have more than 2 wenches and a Musketeer in a picture. So we will need to plan this carefully. Or have random passer bys take the picture. Or ensure Jess comes with her selfie stick.

1. Bring DVDs etc for them to sign.

Am .

What with that and the Carol Service / MrA success wenches have managed to meet the whole lot. Other than Kingy, but we can do him in Prague (ylt) but only if he is dirty Kingy pre being a twat

You did brilliantly TeamAb (with added Drink), bet there are some online forums slagging you all off

Was really hoping season 3 would be announced this week. Still time JessP if you are reading this, still time to round off our week....

What else from my RBNR?? Congrats on the job Cinn and am pleased you had a lovely relaxing day at the spa Helen.

Yes Fancy that was Luca - hence 'the one who got away'

1. Wear brightly coloured clothes
2. Do not try to stifle your inner Wench. Let a tiny bit out.
3. Work glitches to your advantage - if we hadn't been such fuckwits with the phones, we'd have had a lot less time with him
4. Know that we can beat the fenches

Finally home. Straight to bed. Yawn!!

Helen your Spa afternoon sounds exactly what I need!!! How lovely.

Cinnamon congrats on new job.

Sparks, Madame, Anne, Fancy and Drink....

Well. Glorious, just glorious. sparkle thank you for a really excellent detailed analysis of the day. My favourite bit is Madame with the selfie in Spanish. #fucking inspired.

There are questions upon questions to ask. I'll get a list together tomorrow.

For now just to say, I think you're right. I think they doooooo know. S3 is go I reckon.

Night my lovelies

Night Comtess - long day for you

Flopsy - your creme egg post has actually GMTRH

Prague has to be a go. I love Prague. I want to go back. I promise I won't be sick on the steps of any churches.

Night comtess

Ah, I missed that bit sparks

Thank you for all the Applegate reports. I have really enjoyed living the experience vicariously through you. Legends!