Swagger Inn 79 - Post Applegate, Episode 4, Musketeers is what we want...

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Just starting us off.
For Post Applegate analysis etc......

Evening wenches.

Hurrah for new job Cinnamon!

Sparkle - excellent excellent excellent. "He'll do it if I ask" - well who the fuck wouldn't do whatever he asked . What fabulous wenches!

Thanks for all photos and links.

Erm, apricot, yes, would you mind taking the link down? Thanks! Anyone who wants to see them, can you pm apricot and ask for the link?

How long will the new job be for cin? Does it look like a good one? Taking you anywhere exciting?

Spa was lovely thanks Madame - hot stone massage/steam room/hot tub/heated relaxation pod/yurt thingy/hot chocolate. Just needed a musketeer and it would have been perfect.

Apple thingy isn't up yet...

Off to do bath time for DS....

Ah yes, Sparks, Great Portland Street. That was my revised answer yesterday.

Cinn well done. Great news so share when and where you can though. I love hearing about your work.

Oh, sorry wenches, I've taken them down. Anne suggested this morning that I put them in the Dropbox and I told her what I would do. Sorry, I didn't realise.

Sorry Apes. Didn't see your subsequent messages until after work. It happens, don't worry about it. Can wenches PM you for the link?

I have given my boys some of the details. DS2 wants to FB the pics for his friends DS1 (16), who has watched TM with me right from the start, was so mortified he actually buried his face inside his coat saying Criiiiiiiiinggggge

It's brilliant when you can embarrass them.

Oh & my Dad rang to get the goss & was very impressed they all just walked off rather than got into transport. LOLZ

I've taken them down now in case anyone saved the link. I can put them up again under a new link, so, yes, anyone who wants it can PM me. Sorry again.

Evening all!
I think there is a repeat of the last episode on bbc three tonight if anyone is interested?
Have had a busy day full of small irritations so am now feeling irrationally pissed off about everything in the whole world ever.

Oh, and how exciting about you meeting them!

Seriously, it shouldn't take apple that long to edit it and get it on, should it?

Thanks apes, no worries!

sparks hahahahaha about your ds cringing! Excellent.

Did you do part 3 of yesterday yet?

Evening all!

I've really enjoyed reading about Applegate, you've had such a fab time of it, so very even though TB wasn't there.

Well done Cinn re the job, I hope it's a long and lucrative contract.

I'm re-watching at the moment, just had the slo-mo kick down of the door. Oh, and look! There's Cinn's mate

Evening Wenches

I've always said that I would never ever want to meet TB IRL cause that would be so embarrassing, but after hearing about Applegate and the TB-event I just want to HUNT HIM DOWN and meet the rest as well, they sound so lovely

Tired meatball here after driving around in "tjottahejti" (in the middle of nowhere) for a house viewing. It looked really easy to find on the map, but IRL not so much Me and my mum got lost, as always So we drove around on snow covered narrow roads, almost ended up in a ditch, almost reversed my car in to an old guy chopping wood, but at last we got to the house, but it didn't feel right at all. The drive home was much easier, strange except that I almost forced someone off the road when I changed lane, didn't see the fucker

Really tired and nervy when I finally got home so I had a glass of wine

Part 3 in progress

Night wenches

Night WW

Blimey Wicked - that is what is known as a right palaver. Glad you're okay. Big for you.

BTW if any of the Apple wenches pop up on my Tumblr dashboard, I will freak out but in a really good way

Evening Wenches, what an exciting day!

I'm absolutely shattered today, heavy day at work, forms to fill in etc. finally sat down and DH is trying to educate me in the new sky system. How helpful is it to say "Get te feck I can't be arsed with it?"

Night WW. I'm still at fucking work. Boo hiss.

I've just stopped to eat and have been reading the Sparkle 'Diary of a Twinkly Wench'. Absolutely brilliant. I loved reading it all and living it all with you. Thank you!!

Right, must crack on or I will never get home. Laters.

Just to say I've been kept going all day by seeing the Tom side eyes to the fucking r1 bellend. all day.

How Do You Eat Your Musketeer of choice 's?

1. Bite lapel gently
2. Devour head top in one go
3. Lick all over inside out
4. Swallow every last drop all fondant
5. Nibble nipple the rest slowly
6. Get impatient and come like a train gobble the rest.

Any other techniques?

PART THREE - CHANNELLING OUR INNER MRS BEE & THE ONE WHO GOT AWAY

Previously in Team A's Adventures......we'd had our moment & were more than happy & probably hated by about 100 women in there.....

We had a hello & goodbye with Fancy & her DD, so sorry to not talk properly Fancy but wasn't sure what I could & couldn't say in front of DD! Had hooked up with Drink by this time & were about to leave for a pub when one of us - not sure who - came up with the idea that if we left now we may see them leaving by the back door Using Anne's knowledge of London, we walked round the corner to the back of the store but there appeared to be no back door so we returned up the side street - & this is where Mrs Bee would have been SOOOOOO proud - where we spotted 2 Range Rovers at the kerb with drivers inside. Then, as if by magic, we were ohhhh fuck there they are up the road, quick quick there's Dog so it was a quick extinguish of fag by Madame & off we went. Next bit is a bit of a blur but I think what happened was Madame called "Hey Santi!" & then said something which included the Spanish for selfie GENIUS, he knew he had attracted a different class of stalker....Drink then was used as our reason for needing another pic as she hadn't been in the first one LOL. So off we went again, pissing about with the phone all huddled together in selfie pose & this time he put his arm round me & my coat so I did the same in return

Shit sorry ww just reread your post properly and realised it wasnt a laughing matter for you. Sorry

Blardy Hell sparkle!!! Tipping your bag out was inspired and probably didn't look at all like you were batshit.