Afternoon, catching up on the thread whilst waiting for DD to come home (her first time on the non-school bus [need a slighty worried emoticon]! )
norah, an excellent word, and one I shall be using later. You have been truly inspirational today with your sweary inventiveness and courage in the face of laundry traumas.
madame I hope your phone survives (even if the copying thing is quite funny to read
). I don't have anything useful to add to the sound advice from other wenches about your DM, so 
flopsy hope all went well for you today
Thanks for the links to the reviews apricot
chaise - sorry to hear that yesterday wasn't good, what happened?
How was your DS when he got home badders? My DS came home & announced that some little bollockfacedshitnugget (thanks norah) ruined his pencil case, so he needs a new one. DS didn't pursue it with the teacher (who was quite happy to dish out sanctions), so keeping the bollockfacedshitnugget (thanks norah) from getting into trouble. DS suggested the bollockfacedshitnugget (thanks norah) could buy him a new one, to which bollockfacedshitnugget (thanks norah) said he "didn't want to",
What makes this so irrating is that bollockfacedshitnugget (thanks norah) is (according to DS) probably the richest bollockfacedshitnugget (thanks norah) in the whole school. Fucking tightarsedbollockfacedshitnugget.