Swagger Inn 79 - Post Applegate, Episode 4, Musketeers is what we want...

[ChaiseLounger]

Just starting us off.
For Post Applegate analysis etc......

Evening all

LetUs I'm with you on the legs of mush. I had to lever myself out the car using the steering wheel and accidentally did a big 'PAAAARP' on the horn. Sorry neighbours .

Pmsl about Sparks's 'meat pie'. And the Apple underwear. It strikes me that Santi would notice the effort and enjoy the briefness of the briefs and the shiny new bra. I'm thinking Tom's the kinda guy who really doesn't notice at all. May be just as well considering some of my stuff. I desperately need some nice new pants. Tho Mr C did buy me some Agent Provocateur ones for Christmas which are lovely but I need the full Sparkle treatment for them really.

Don't know if I can be arsed to watch Broadchurch now so will watch tomorrow I think. Hope it's better than last week Mavis. I'm really only watching cos of DT now to be fair.

I LOVE that asleep on the mat picture. Something very tactile about that bit of tied fabric over Santi's crotch.

Googled Rose Leslie after nice article on Twitter this morning ref Tom. Didn't realise her parents are so enobled. Don't think they'd need Tom to build a shed for them.

Watched the new preview thank you apricot . Looks good. I am hoping we get a green light official on Friday as they have been doing all the news on Fridays recently ref new series eg W&P, Atlantis etc.

Apparently they're filming W&P in Lithuania. I've been to Vilnius on a Hen do!!!! I can let Tom know where the puddles of sick will be there too.... Elk... Another of your venues?

Flopsy I wouldn't say I was a massive fan of James, although I do like them. Why do you ask my Flopsy one?

Santi through the ages mmmmmmmmm

Night Madame. Glad birthday all went well. Xx

The woman in front of me had a rather 'brief' top on madame & an attention-seeking hat. Goodnight, good to hear DS had a good b'day & hope he is ok tomorrow.

Comtess the very suggestion!

Loved the jeggings vid....very educational, might give a nirt a go myself, that way I can use my knockers to hide my nobbly knees

Roll on Friday....I'm liking the look of ep4, and dammit....if the miniElks don't toe the line this week I shall be having stern words. If I don't get to watch it on Friday night, I'll have to wait until Monday and that won't do at all.

That trailer actually had all four of them in the same room, at the same time! Let's hope it's a 'Musketeer heavy' episode

Morning wenches. Up not so bright and early for my first day back at uni. Hopefully the menfolk will be ok without me. I am so happy to be able to go round the shops after lectures and be able to have an uninterrupted hot drink and not to have to go to mum and babies. Mr M will have the joy of that .

Wench on without me, I'll be back tonight.

Morning.
Also liking the Musketeer heavy look of episode 4.
It's what we all want - more of the 4 of them together - ' we wanna be TOGETHER '.

Morning my lovely wenches. Hope this morning finds you all well.

Am dressed and ready for work so... 'spose I'd better go then.

Morning!!!!!!

Mouse good luck with first day back
Snogs to everyone else

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Have just managed to log in to HMRC.

That's it, right? Cos I'm exhausted now.

Well done sparks! Yes, youre almost done now.

Dp all set to call hmrc and beg them to give him an activation code right away.

mouse awwwww enjoy, I remember it well...those brief times when you felt like a normal person again! Freedooooooooom!

Morning wenches.

Enjoy your day mouse.

Chaise at we wanna be together!

Snogs everywench just cos

Three days to go to what seems to be an awful lot of billowy shirt action

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.....and so it will continue until my vision re-converges

Good luck today Mouse!

for Elk.

Morning everyone else.

Morning everyone, hope all goes well today mouse.

A laundry day today I think , but first a trip to the shops for food. I never seem to have any eggs in the house, anyone would think DS is eating them raw or something at the rate they just seem to disappear.

Speaking of DS, he is now nearly 6' tall - my tiny little 6 pound baby can really look down on me

Here's your reward for your tax return persistence sparks

Mmmmmmoooorrrrrrnnniiiinnnggggggg

Awww elky let me help you with those bags.
GOOD LUCK MOUSE I hope you enjoy your day!
Well done sparksz now fucking finish it off (steady) and then resume perving. MmmKay?
I have a new swear word to try. It's a bit too cumbersome to use like wot I would a more traditional one, but it could be useful.
Bollockfacedshitnugget.
I'd use it thusly:
'Youre a bit of a bollockfacedshitnugget aren't you?'

Oh, and I have some rather upsetting news. Wenches, you need to sit down, preferably with someone to hold hands with and make sure you have a stiff (fnar) drink (nto).
Are you all doing it?

Ok....

My washing machine..

It's ok, I can carry on
Or my dryer has....

...tripped the switch.......

Sorry, forgive me...

And... I... c...c....can't < strange squeak> reach to unplugeitherofthemtoseewhichoneitis........And...thismeansican'tdoanywashinguntil7y/odscomeshomewithhisskinnyfreakarmsanddoesitforme.

I need a hug.

Shhh.....shhhh......we've got you, there there.

Mooooooooorning!

Oh Norah . Your machine is a bit of a bollockfacedshitnugget eh? Put your feet up and perve instead. Excellent new sweary word.

Mouse I hope you have a great first day back. No spending all of it in the coffee shop or in the library perving at men .

[industrialstrengthbrew] for Elk

Morning all

Excellent swear and head tilt at a white good there Bea, I hope you're coping with the trauma ok Norah.

Mouse have a marvellous first day back. Go and have a lovely uninterrupted coffee just because you can.

A wave to everyone else as all other information has gone out of my head. Oh, except re Broachurch Comtess, let's just put it like this - I ended up finishing my food hygiene training whilst it was on. Just saying.

Right, off to a friends for lunch. See ya ma wenchi.

Arf at mave's food hygiene training. Where do they stand on expiry dates?, with particular reference to Betty Crocker icing

I was just thinking the same elk! Hahaha.
Dont worry mave we wont tell anyone about the betty crocker incident.

Did you have a bad night elk?

You know when I dropped my phone in dsds's bath a few weeks ago? looking at something musketeer related well it seemed fine but now seems to be going a bit mental. Someone warned me this might happen. It keeps randomly copying things Ive just typed. (See dsds above). Dont die, phone!!! I need you to wench!!!

Thank you wenches, thank you. Fucking marrrrvellous innit?