Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Volume X

[icemistOBE]

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Honorary Members of The CJ Collective:
Ben Aldridge
Tony Grounds
Lacey Turner

Just had to put RL on hold and excuse myself from a vey important coffee morning meeting to read your latest chapter SPO. I was trying to covertly read it pretending I was checking my texts, but the hysterical laughter when I got to the first tape measure didn't help .... Quick exit .... Absolute brilliant, loved it :)

onlygirl just catching up on the ff now! Brilliant chapter too, I really like your Chris character, mixing it all up .... And CJ jealousy, and everything ... I am completely hooked :)

It probably goes without saying, but I'd be happy if you wanted to include more QS, but also, the way you've written so far in this story, I'd say it was already QS in my head !

here is the most recent clip from Reign, BA's character is rather naughty

orphan how are we going to measure our responses to a full complement of men in uniform as opposed to a single CJ? A blood pressure kit maybe? Imagine they would be fairly unlikely to be in combats - more likely to be in those thick ribbed jumpers surely unless there was an aircraft going out to some war zone....??

ilove we would have to have an experimental control to ensure the validity of our findings. We know our pulse rates rocket when we see CJ low slung, but we need to know if the same happens when we encounter him in less prepossessing mode eg aran cardigan, before we monitor our responses to other uniformed men. It could become quite complicated, but the effort is worth it for the contribution to science.

Now, I'm going to read spo.

icemist, his going to be a naughty boy!!!!! Yippee.

I haven't had a chance to catch up on SPO Ff yet, but know it will be brilliant.

ilove I know I would be speechless faced with a load of fully combated men, or if I did manage to say something it would come out all wrong. If it was CJ, I would probably launch myself at him!

Lots could be in combats (greens) or horridly unflattering blues or even the all in one grow bag/ overall type things, no idea what they're called

If anyone gets a chance to watch the Reign clip that icemist has put up, Is that an alter type bed where two people get it on....this could be essential viewing, will BA get on the alter???

definitely bed where everyone can watch!

could we request that army personnel are dressed a la CJ in Afghan?

Oh, spo you'd think I'd learn wouldn't you? I spat my soup out reading your latest. REAR ENDING!!! And richtea, I think we've got some pointers as to how to carry out the measuring...

Reign certainly doesn't feel constrained to stick to historical facts does it?! BA's altar looks very interesting. I'm hoping he'll get to throw his shag rug down on it. icemist I'm relying on you to provide us with all the pertinent clips!

omg... sides are hurting. go and read this www.fanfiction.net/s/10985684/1/Our-Girl-meets-Broadchurch

lola (do you have the same name on here?) I have tears running down my face .... I think SPO has been giving you lessons! That is hilarious! F*g awesome!!!! Thank you, you two, you have brightened up my whole day!!

Yes, just read it. Loved the new incarnation of CJ (vain or what?!) and Hardy's irritation with CJ's head nod.

SPO the best chapter yet!! So funny, measuring bulges and rear endings!! orphan great tips for measuring.... And I really think you WOULD drive 3 hours out of your way with the children, I don't suppose you would be talking about cleaning products!

omg... our girl meets broadchurch is brilliant! Very dangerous to read at work, people are asking me why there are tears (of laughter) rolling down my cheeks.

lola very funny ff, what with SPOs and yours, tears rolling

'Takes a bow' Thanks lads

Read so many reviews online and twitter friend said something which made me think about OG/BC. Glad you like it and that it made you laugh!

Zombies are great inspiration!

Well done lola soooooo funny. I haven't got a scooby what's going on in Broadchurch or what's-his-names Scottish accent either. Between you and SPO today I've got stomach ache from laughing so much.

Icemist after watching that Reign clip I'm thinking that dead badger cloak was really a shag rug after all...bring it on I say And I'm loving that sweet little crown perched at the back of those curls. BA looking soooo much better than when he was Mr Pontipine/Freddy Mercury, despite the costume. Thank heavens for that!

Need to wait now to see if he's a participant or just the instigator

lola I should have taken heed of everyone's warnings and waited till tonight to read this but I couldn't and consequently had to keep wiping my eyes as I was literally crying. I've not watched Broadchurch but had picked up on the fact that the plotline was confusing and littered with errors. I loved the way Coronation Street came into it as well!

I think I will wait till I get home to read SPO's latest offering! At least I can cry with laughter in private there.

icemist I'm very much hoping he's the participant and we get to see some important bits, coz constantly freeze-framing the weight lifting and paddling pool scenes is ruining my dvd player. Some nice upper thigh shots would finally lay to rest any theory of Woody the cowboy from Toy Story and of course would help develop the construction of the plastic surgery zip up suit to be even more lifelike. Plus I'm a lecherous, hormonal old trout very interested to see how his role develops.

I've had a sort of OG moment today - I need to share it with you. We have somebody new who has moved into our building. Not new to the company but has been shifted from another site. He is irritating beyond belief in that he feels he is too important to abide by our (unwritten) rules on the use of mobiles in the office. He struts round literally shouting into the phone and is disturbing everyone on my floor . My immediate colleagues, all male, keep saying they are going to tell him off etc etc but of course none of them do. Today, I got so fed up listening to them complaining that I said "I will go and talk to him" and marched over to his desk. The problem was that he is a relatively senior man in the organisation but it had to be done. I took my 6'5" (and very nice looking) colleague along with me as backup and the fact that I like standing next to him!! I am sure I wouldn't have been QUITE so assertive pre-OG.

Klipdoctor's final chapter is ready for us I noticed but I will not read it till I get home.

Ooh get you Ilove! Did you turn into Mrs Shouty Bossy Pants and tell him to put some bloody effort in? It takes a lot to impress me but sounds like you're fu**ing awesome, well done that girl!!!