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Swagger Inn Thread 78 - WHAT DO WE WANT? --Idris El...-- MUSKETEER WEBCHAT. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? <duh!> ERM... NOW??? ^Hellooooo???...^

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HannaCotta · 16/01/2015 20:12

You know what to do....

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FolknNorah · 21/01/2015 16:47

Speech and language therapy consultant methinks bea Grin
Although, it would be a fab name as well!

FolknNorah · 21/01/2015 16:49

Can everyone else just fuck right off and let my wenches do what they need to do for us all?

LaComtess · 21/01/2015 16:52

Omc!! So exciting! Fabulous commentary Madame!!!!!! You look like you'll have a great view too!!!!

Can't wait to come back and read the fun later on.

Wenches are go!!!!

MadamedeChevreuse · 21/01/2015 16:54

DRINK IS HERE!

standing at the back behind a pillar

FolknNorah · 21/01/2015 16:54

Has the noise started to make your ears bleed yet?

MadamedeChevreuse · 21/01/2015 16:54

ITS STARTING IN A MINUTE!

HannaCotta · 21/01/2015 16:55

So excited!

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FolknNorah · 21/01/2015 16:55

Yay drinky.

MiladyBeaWinter · 21/01/2015 16:55

Yay for Drink!!

Fuckinell, you will be in the same room as them. Any second now.

HannaCotta · 21/01/2015 16:59

Between Drink's Dalek Exterminator nipples, and Sparkles Flamin' Nip Nips they stand NO CHANCE!!

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HannaCotta · 21/01/2015 17:00

HAS IT FRIGGING STARTED??!!!?!!??!??!

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Enormouse · 21/01/2015 17:00

norahs right Smile. But I'm going to keep calling her SALT.

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 21/01/2015 17:00

Defibrillator Cats on standby!

MiladyBeaWinter · 21/01/2015 17:01

Crap, I have other peoples children here. I have to go feed them. FMDCPD

HannaCotta · 21/01/2015 17:05

Have you got any Pot Noodles MrsB?? [other potted instant shite is available]

Dd's what 5/6/7 she can work the kettle!

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MiladyBeaWinter · 21/01/2015 17:10

Pizza and chips. Crowd pleasing and no effort = more wench time. Baaaad Mummy.

Though something tells me we won't be hearing much for the next hour Grin

Oops re the consultant Blush . But wench / RL crossover.

ChaiseLounger · 21/01/2015 17:13

Thank goodness Drink is there!

ChaiseLounger · 21/01/2015 17:15

Has someone started another thread?
We're gonna need a 'post apple 79 thread' , once this takes off.

ApricotCrush · 21/01/2015 17:31

Oh, so glad Drink and Fancy and DD made it!

While we're waiting ......

FromTwitter:

RedScharlach ?@redfacts 42m42 minutes ago
@TheBendySlow I am at the Apple store too, standing at the back next to a pillar, wearing a green jumper.

Kayleen Underwood ?@teddy_trucker 38m38 minutes ago
@redfacts @TheBendySlow Did you bring your questions & camera?

RedScharlach ?@redfacts 36m36 minutes ago
@teddy_trucker @TheBendySlow I have a camera, but no questions! No sensible ones, anyway...

Love her!

MiladyBeaWinter · 21/01/2015 17:56

TheBendySlow has just tweeted a pic of her with Porthos. So they are doing meet and photos.

Do you think Santi has escaped alive?

MiladyBeaWinter · 21/01/2015 17:58

He's wearing a bow tie again

ChaiseLounger · 21/01/2015 18:00
Sad
ChaiseLounger · 21/01/2015 18:06

NewThread

FolknNorah · 21/01/2015 18:10

WHAT THE FUCK???
I'm glad I'm not there. And that's not Porthos, that's some twat called 'howie' wot wears fucking stupid clothes.
Stupid fuck.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WENCHES. WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING VERY PATIENTLY FOR OVER AN HOUR.
FFS.

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 21/01/2015 18:14

Maybe they're being questioned by the police? Grin