Swagger Inn Thread 78 - WHAT DO WE WANT? --Idris El...-- MUSKETEER WEBCHAT. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? <duh!> ERM... NOW??? ^Hellooooo???...^

[HannaCotta]

You know what to do....

Ooh, unless they're playing it all cool and stuff, you know, chewing gum and stuff like wot the Bad Girls do. And we have decided we are the Bad Girls of all this haven't we?

Seriously...where the fuck is tom!?
Ask them!
Make them tell you his whereabouts!
and mobile phone number

She could use it like those nun chucker things and trip Santi up on his way out. Then grab him and leggit for exit where Drink will be waiting in her patent boots in the WenchMobile. We'll meet back at Wench HQ later and discuss ransom demands to get the rest of the boys.

And then we'll all share nicely K?? All rotas are null and void in the event of a Musketeer Hostage Situation

Waaah! I've got DGS1 driving me mad and DD will arrive shortly and want to talk. Bad timing!

OMG, have Drink and Fancy and FancyDD arrived yet? Have you got seats saved for them?

Fucking yes good one badders.

'So if anyone has any questions then like to ask, please raise your hand'
Wenches raise hands
'Yes, you there with the extraordinary nipples"
"Where's Tom?"

.....@.....@.....@....@....@....

Here they are nt

Jess isnt coming, possibly not drink either. I think fancy is on her way. We couldn't save seats

Hello wenches! This is all very exciting - do you think they will get PCap's phone number for me?

And I want to find out whether Dog tastes as good as he looks!

I think sparkers'szzseszss Bra will have combusted and turned to ash, so not of much use.
Hmmmmmmmmmm, ooh, use madame's new coat! Throw it over the top of them and make off with them all as over hanna's plan.

Ugh, I see fenches.

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE EMPTY SEATS AT FRONT?

I don't know hanna I just..don't..know...

I don't even know where I am.
What's my name?

FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

TOM!
Where are you?
Fuck howie and his double denim bow tie slip on twatery!
Fuck dog for being...well....dog.
Fuck santi for...well, just fuck santi :)
Where is Tom!

Gaaah Mr M just rang me to let me know how toddlermouses speech assessment went.

Does he not know I have serious wenching to do???
Btw it was fine, TM is very bright and intelligent but stubborn and keen on following his own agenda. Will only talk if there's something in it for him. Consultant SALT will be working with him very regularly.

It looks like the front row is empty for their own protection.

Fancy and dd are here! Standing just behind us.

OMG THEY JUST TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS!!!!

Bright, intelligent, stubborn and follows his own agenda. Now what group of women does that remind me of? Hmmm....

That's great news Mouse. Arf at consultant's name

If I'm almost hyperventilating I can't imagine what Sparks is like!!

Yay for Fancy getting there. But oh no for Drink and Jess.

Shout that LetUsPrey loves Santi!!!

Or maybe don't if you don't want to get thrown out.

I am so excited for you all!

Will we be able to watch this, now or later?

He has the wench ethos . This is the 4th or 5th speech therapist/HCP that has said he's stubborn.

Looks like bendyslow is planning to ask questions from her twitter feed. Shes reading them out. trying to hear

Yes they are filming it with 3 big cameras at the back.

OMG, I can feel the excitement from here!!