Swagger Inn; 77... Come (YWB) on in, you know you want to...

[FolknNorah]

Another day another Swagger Inn thread.

Welcome welcome, take a seat on the chaise and let's get on down to it.
Which of the bbc musketeers would you like to boff?

Sparkles why would anyone leave an unstoppered bottle of prosecco in the fridge? Why hasn't it been finished? Wouldn't happen in the Smutko household.

Haven't read the thread. The little one has just pee'd on the floor so I need to go and help. Back later wenches.

Good jess get your arse in here tonight 9pm sharp, there are urgent hair issues to analyse!! (Rocheforts dodgy highlights, Trevilles lack of hair) As well as the usual.

I watched a Merlin ep with santi on netflix today. Damn, he looks good in those tight black trews and open white linen shirt...

Floppy shirts & thigh high leather boots. In two hours time.

PICS Madame?

And LOL re Jess mix-up

Alsmutko I don't drink during the week. Life gets in the way. So it's been there since Sat. It's still fizzing away in my glass! It's a Prosecco revelation.

Evening wenchery!

Oooh I am SO UP FOR IT tonight. Big time. This is MUCH better than having to go out in the cold to a book group like last week. .

LetUs yes that IS rather distracting. .

Mouse def not you. It's the hormones. .

Sooooo. Are we all ready. I've got a new bottle of nice Valdo Waitrose prosecco for tonight. Last of the Christmas consignments. Haven't touched a drop all week so I think that's allowed eh.

Btw FOXY I'm going to do the new Jillian too. I've been doing the 30 shred as my morning workout for ages so I need a change. I find her a bit fucking annoying at 6 in the morning but it is a very good workout.

BRING IT ON.

I don't drink in the week either. But will always finish a bottle of bubbly. Red wine can last a week but not bubbly.

Well I thought that too. But it's a True Story.

ONE HOUR 50. What can I do with 1 hour & fifty minutes?

Oh. Foxy. Where for to are you???

Did I infect you with my muskefluenzazaza?

Will you be joining in tonight?

Am I going to add any more questions??

Let's skip to the good bits.

Well I'm just about to prepare a big dish of spicy Chilean, I mean of chilli con carne sparks, if you're interested? In best Blue Peter style, it's one I made earlier, so it just needs to be heated up so it's hot & steamy. It's big enough for both of us .

(er, someone help me out here, how can I make cooking the rice sound smutty?)

Big snuggles and tit Parps to mouse. I can't even cope with 2 ds's , so you do know that you are doing really well with your 3, don't you?

Well it's got to be swollen & puffy & a bit firm to the touch but soft on the inside. Not too dry, not too wet.

That do ya?

Chaise glad youre here all ready. No Muskesoiree for you tonight?

This is rather funny esp for Aramis wenches.

twitter.com/redfacts/status/556135583010279424

Sparks. I'm worried about the 'swollen'. Maybe engorged better?

Just to check are you happy with Smut, or do you prefer the full length? Ahem. As it were. ?

chaise I only have 2 . Unless another one has followed me home?

The 2 I have often have the personality of 3 or 4. Or 5.

Like that link comtess, very funny

That's helpful sparks & reminded me I have jasmine rice, do you like it a bit sticky?

I do. It slides down better.

Sparks, Madame, Fancy and Anne

When I look at that Sunday brunch leg spreadage and the long legs in dark denim I get very very specific thoughts about Tom and Santi. And that sofa. And the thought of those thighs after all the lunging and the 'stairs'.

Ok, hot & spicy Chilean chilli with sticky rice coming (definitely lt) up

Smelling salts for comtess please!

Enormouse - you are a Jura person too! So are we in the Blethers house :-) Nothing better than a glass of Jura watching the sunsetting over the Paps.... :-)

Tom's thighs .... and that tight arse ...