Swagger Inn; 77... Come (YWB) on in, you know you want to...

[FolknNorah]

Another day another Swagger Inn thread.

Welcome welcome, take a seat on the chaise and let's get on down to it.
Which of the bbc musketeers would you like to boff?

I'm definitely terminal with that ^.

And Tomonia.

[infected face]

Maybe they thought that those who go out on Fridays will watch it on iplayer, so it's kind of swings and roundabouts - or , they know it's never going to be top of the tv viewing figures, so move it from a traditional tv watching night, and aim for the online audience (look at the extras on the website for example, there's a lot of effort being put in there) and get good iplayer views,

It was 4th on i[player last week was it not? ( I think someone said...)

Glad to have your confirmation on that apricot, you seem more knowledgeable on the whole viewing figures thing than me.

Aramonia - well he makes me moan (ylt)

I definitely need a musketeer fix tonight. Hopefully the weather won't arse up my tv reception tonight - (it's snowing here!)

Toddlermouse is being especially difficult today, really do not know what to do with him. Uncooperative, destructive, whingey. I don't know if it's him being a toddler, him being toddlermouse, something underlying or me being a crap mum and not understanding him. Hopefully we'll get some sort of idea when we see the specialist slt next week. And his assigned preschool worker to see if he can be phased back in.

I need musketeers badly.

Feeling feverish?
Got the shivers?
Bit dizzy?
Need to lie down?

Could it be Muskefluenza hanna?

Aww poor mouse. It might be a combination of lots of things (but definitely not your fault, right?)

Oh dear. I foresee withdrawal symptoms for the next fortnight....

It hurts just here Doctor.....

Definitely agree with foxy with it not being your fault mouse. Toddlers are just hard work & often don't even understand themselves, so what chance do we have?

@ sparks's pic

Oh Mouse - hugs. the clue is in the description - toddler.... what Foxy & Fancy said. It's not your fault, you just happen to have a toddler, that's what they do.

Jesus, toddlers are hard work mouse.
It's no you, ok?
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Thanks guys. He is just so high energy and needs so much input. I find it hard to separate his additional needs from just general barmy toddlerness.

you're all lovely.

There will be a point in the future Mouse where you will have a moment of realisation...you'll be at soft play, or in the park or similar....and you will suddenly notice that you are sitting chatting, and not running after them everywhere. You'll get to drink coffee while it is lukewarm rather than cold, you'll manage 5 mins on the phone before they find you etc. (they will probably always come and try and find you with something urgent inane while you are trying to poo), you'll not need to chane nappies anymore....of course right about then is when you start to miss them being cute and squidgy and small. They are totes sent to this earth to mess with our sanity. It's not you.

What they all said ^^

Mouse, do you realise how massively hard having two under 3 is?? Well obviously you do but what I mean is - it is/would be for anyone in the same situation. So don't be hard on yourself! Leave that to the crotch of your preferred Musketeer

Seriously lubber. That age is a shitter. And you sound a bit flat anyway if you don't mind me saying so. Add that to this time of you and your fighting a losing battle aren't you!?

But don't worry, we've got you. And remember....this too shall pass...this too shall pass...

Xx

You're.

As in YOU and ARE!

FMS!

Ffs! This time of YEAR. Not 'you'.

No no, I get it .

Yep I am a little flat atm, my hormones are all over the place at the mo and not helping the pnd I'm trying to recover from. Shouldn't be for much longer though, seeing the dr next week.

What's that you say Athos? Wine o'clock already? Don't mind if I do.....

Come and sit with Athos & I Mouse. Let's get trashed before Ep 3.

No, I don't hear any banging?

Wish I could FF 2.5 hours. FMdinner even if it IS only burgers & chips

...alas, all is not
lost Mouse....

Great idea milady

Good. Get thee to the Drs. And I know it's really tough, but it will get better with time.