Swagger Inn; 77... Come (YWB) on in, you know you want to...

[FolknNorah]

Another day another Swagger Inn thread.

Welcome welcome, take a seat on the chaise and let's get on down to it.
Which of the bbc musketeers would you like to boff?

MrsB if you're watching Hooligan Factory, then that probably makes you obsessive

Oh Sparks I usually get that with online banking... Have you got all the figures ready to put in?

Dunno Helen. Have never done one before. So not even sure what figures I need! #BlaggingIt

3rd Star is brilliant. Really really good. One of his better choices. I sobbed and sobbed though that isn't unusual

Sparks, you need:
P60 for earnings from employment
Details of bank/building society interest
Details of any income from Shares
Earnings from self-employment
Anything else that applies... rental income etc.

If you got the figures ready to go and don't earn that much then it's not that scary...

Look, Aramis is going to help you...

Think DH is out next week, so will cry all over watch 3rd Star in peace and quiet then.

Right. Work.

Clueless re tax matters.

Sparkle I'll let you have a cuddle with him tomorrow if you get it done.

Hope wenches caught up in any bad weather are okay.

At work. I absolutely cannot be arsed.

Laters wenches

How's Hooligan Factory going MrsBea? I bought The Libertine and there was only 25 seconds of TB. It only cost me £1.75 and I quite enjoyed the film though. Very bawdy, but fun. And Johnny Depp of course.

Cutting it fine there with the Tax Return Sparks. I worked for an accountant for 21 years, and I've done more of them than I care to remember.

'king hell. Just wasted 20 minutes on screen caps....

Sparks, are you doing a tax return because of self-employment ? If you, you may well have business expenses which you can offset against your tax liability

So...
Laundry update...
On load on, one in the dryer.
Just hoovered, dusted and mopped the floors. Also cleaned bathroom.
Been to see mum, took her for breakfast to a cafe.
Bloody hell, it's cold.
Off to see dr later to see if she can dx my weird health issues (green pee inc)
Off for a bath...
Glad you are ok Madame. Counselling is very draining. Take care x
Laters wenches x

Badders fingers crossed for Dr...

I have all those figures. I already pay tax as PAYE on 3 jobs. I am doing this as 4th source is paid gross. I have a feeling it's going to be complicated by the fact that I have 4 different tax codes - but that's their prob, not mine.

How did we get from TM to this scintillating discussion?

Well it went Apricot. Happy to report I still would, especially for the short period they are nightclub bouncers and he is in a tux. And he does act well and I did laugh once. But other than that it was a bit crap tbh. Not my sense of humor at all.

Hope Drs goes well Bads.

Afternoon. Do none of you use accountants? It's not that expensive and they save you tons by knowing all the extras to claim for that you would never know about.

Foul day here, walk to school was dangerous!

T - 1 day.

I'm enjoying the pics, not so much the tax talk . A six month secondment to the tax dept many years ago cured me of any desire to work in that area.

Good luck at the drs badders & to anyone battling with the weather.

It's nearly Friday!!

Of course in one of the good things about being a feckless layabout is no tax return :)

Property porn

www.svenskfast.se/hus/uppsala/tierp/tierp/kyrkbyn/smedsbo-131/84424

The price Wicked!!!

(£64400)

Do it!!!!

MrsB the part of our brain's obsessed with Tom Burke are entirely synchronised...I too bought HF the other day, only I started with the extras and It's actually put me off watching ....not what they were hoping for I imagine, but hell I've already bought the bloody thing, the worst quid I ever spent I suspect.....I got the impression I've got far too many X chromosomes for it to be my cup of tea thinks back on donkey punch fondly

Helen get Third Star, it's a very good film. TB is just wonderful as Davy, and the other's are ok too I suppose - i've no idea, I wasn't watching them, the blinkers go on every time TB is on screen!

Anne I'm not really staying in SE11 - that would be Kennington! I'm at the Novotel in Waterloo, with the whole Elk team in tow, but meeting up would be lovely if you can do. I thought I'd take mlleElk to the natural history museum - she's obsessed with dinosaurs and woolly mammoths.

and....shiiiiiiit!, someone wants to look at my house already!

A quick hello to my lovely wenches and I've got to run. Need to go and speak to my in laws about childcare. Mr m and I have a timetable clash on Wednesdays and need to see if in laws can take them for a few hours that day.

for wenches doing their taxes and ww I love Uppsala, you have to move there.

OMG have just had to rescue my washing from the line as the heavens have opened & the wind is howling. It is utterly horrible out there & I have to go out in about 40 mins, hope it's cleared up by then or I'll look a fright at the meeting .

Good luck with the childcare mouse, hope you get something sorted

What a lovely house ww (with spookily tidy children's bedrooms)

Good news that someone wants to look at your house elk, will you have to put everything back in the car?

Not the car Fancy but MrElk's pants will have to go back in the loft!

It's a bit cold to make poor MrElk walk around commando isn't it elk?