Doctors thread - Where hopefully FakeFrenchFranc and 6tl fall off a cliff...

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

... and take AwfulNurse with them.

Welcome SDTPers and all lurkers - come and join us in our love of crap daytime tv. Go on, you know you want to!

Wish the Gobbuplods would hurry up and come back! At least Zara is finally back on Monday!

Maybe the poly clinic fff planted the rats for revenge ? How long has it been since an actual patient has been seen?

Raahh Ford Fiesta is a very sickly child. Must have been when they changed her head-

I loved Val's Brummie accent today & FFF made me chuckle at the end-I'm warming to him think it was his mention of a threesome.
Now who would you-TBFE & FFF perhaps?

Watching now and Valerie is hilarious! She has got to stay. Couldn't they train her up as a Health Care Assistant that Gobby used to be?

Why would Zara care what he did 10 years ago? The woman is nuts.

How can Heston keep a straight face?

Anne- I did wonder that about the Zara thing- she's no saint after all (her name isn't even Zara, ffs). They are a good match Zaniel, because they are so similar.

FFF is a strumpet.

I thought that about Zara, he obviously not as secure in their relationship as he makes out.

Valerie is growing on me but fff never will!! Any threesome would clearly be with Daniel and tbfe

That sounds fine by me as well Cinnamon

That other woman always looks like she has a fake nose.

This one is sitting at the doctors, waiting to be ill?

Ahh, has she been fiddled out of a lottery win?

Val is getting all militant.

Where is Mrs T?

FFF is definitely the culprit.

The biggest rat around there is him.

Al has only just had a holiday!

'peace talks'

A colleague in my office at JL won £11.2 million on the Euro.

Never saw her again

'a little hairy Tom Daley'

I love this. It's all very WTF

FFF is definitely behind this.

'probably won't make Wimbledon'

oh dear- she lied.

He's very close to FFF. Rattus Rattus.

Oh Frank you rotter!!

Brilliant Mrs warboys (?) And the woman from Phoenix nights, a hairy Tom Daley and the ill health center
It's dp's birthday tomorrow and the outlaws are taking us for lunch so will miss it live.

Raahh good work on keeping today going by yourself

I like to talk to myself