Swagger Inn Thread 76. BBC Musketeers. Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough.

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I've got a feeling...that tonight's gonna be a good night

Help yourself to an ADMIT ONE pass if you're a fan of The Musketeers with a clear allegiance to at least one, preferably no more than four.

I'm going to rant despite you all having a lovely time watching.

MlleElk breaking her heart over an absent nightlight in the only way 5 year olds can. No chance of her going to bed or dare I say it watching a much looked forward to programme, no. House turned upside down, nightlight last seen in the hands of GLF's little brother, phone call to friend, yes they have it, AND SHE KNEW SHE BLOODY HAD IT WHEN THEY LEFT EARLIER!!!

Is there a conspiracy going on to stop me watching this damn programme?

Now soothing an exhausted baby who screamed through the entire debacle.

Every other night they're both out for the count by 8 o'clock

I'm going in!

FMEGLFB

Ooohhhh, dirty Kingy does indeed look hot.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaa GORMLESS not FORMLESS

Start working you fucking piece of shit!!!!!

Ooh no poor King.

Oooff!

Blardy hell Dog! Phwoooaaarrrrrr.

Snake.

WHAT AN UTTER CUNT KINGY IS

Jeeezzzzzz.....

Well....
Dog is going up in my estimation
Kingy is a twat

Right. Did not enjoy that as much as last week? Bit slow in the middle, but I think I wanted TM tone the heroes all the time and they've come out of it rather badly! Not as visually stunning as last week. Milady is a bad bad lady!! How does she stay alive? Rochefort is just horrible. I did like moment when Aramis was kidding Verruca but listening out for the baby!

I loved it when D'Artagnan was talking about his father carrying him.

I loved it!!!! So many hot men, so little time. Form an orderly queue please....

No not poor king.
He's an absolute cunt.
Vive la Republique.

Haven't RTFT but hands up if you're in love with Dog!!!

MEEEEEEEEEE

strike through fail

Lost about 10 min of it but part from that I thought it was really good! Fun to see Mylady back. Loved when she almost "fainted"

Rochefort is pure EVIL!!

And I hate that fucking king! How stupid can you be??

And Dog looked like he shat in his pants in that last scene, those pants are really ugly!!

Quick round up of this episode:

• Dog MUST have redeemed himself for all now?! WHAT A BABE THE ENTIRE EPISODE!!!
• The King on the other hand... well he can piss the hell off, he's gone down MASSIVELY in my estimations now. Boo hiss what a twat!
• Connie's hair Extension saga continues... so indoors they look better matched HOWEVER they are still not matching properly AND they're actually too thing comapred to her natural thick hair, she needs another couple of wefts added. hair extension expert to the stars, hope you're reading this Popey!!
• Talking of hair, HOW GLORIOUS IS MILADY'S HAIR?! OH WOW I HAD MAJOR ENVY THE ENTIRE EPISODE. Ugh, she is looking GOOD this season last season was massively hit and miss

"Im looking at you now."

THUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD

Yes D'Artagnan is ace

So you want a turn? No.

And

I have to go back & watch that first bit again. LOVED him half-snogging with one eye on the nursery

Phwfuckingoooaaarrrrr