Swagger Inn recruits for Series 2 of The Musketeers (Thread 74)

[GoodQueenWenchAnneLass]

All welcome. Come and get comfortable on the chaise as we get ready for 9pm Friday 2 Jan.

To whet your appetite time

mumsnet on my phone won't allow me to post on telly addicts. am on hudl now.
how long do we need to stay on telly addicts? please god tell me we don't need to stay here too long. looking forward to us moving back to other subjects asap.

Evening all!

My name is FurFoxAke and I am a fan of the musketeers.
I may have watched the DVD a few hundred times.
I am very excited about the new series.
Is there room for someone with my affliction in here?

Ayethengyoo.

As much as I am enjoying being tied to the chaise, no, no particular show biz contacts or any links to the show. Sorry to disappoint.

Can you untie me now, I'm starting to chafe.

Depends on the team Foxy...I can call you Foxy can't I?

Obs we are here while the show is airing. You can still post on the other thread too if you want.

Oh.

Er...hang on a minute...sorry about this.

livia! where have you put the keys to the manacles, love?

We've all been there! Thanks for sharing. Youre among friends here.

Ooooo....lots of lovely people. Dumble please feel free to join the acclaimed Swagger Inn Guild of Artful Literature, and anyone else for that matter....it's always nice to see a new angle (fnar). It is probably best to stay away from the slash however, it makes sparkle icky, and she's our wench with links to the inner sanctum

Here, stop fighting the manacles, you'll be red raw....try this instead

snogs all round - we're friendly in here - special tongues for Foxy

So, of new wenches I may not be over familiar with yet have I got the following right...
Atia is Dog
Dumble is Athos
hermione is cardinal (RIP)
And foxy is yet to declare....

myname is Athos
peach is Dog

Any more?

Back in the room

Oh I've just realised I know who Tom Bateman and David Oakes are because I too have been to see the play of Shakespeare in Love. Mmm-mmm, I can verify their deliciousness. Not a patch on Santiago though. You must be blind to think otherwise.

Thanks for the welcomes. I am disappointed my honed skills of slash writing will not be required here, but I know they will get a ready audience on FF.net and AO3.

Now about these rules concerning Athos, do I look like someone who follows rules?!

Ooh, well...
Who has the shortest queue?

Um, Porthos?

Yes you can call me Foxy, flopsy in fact I insist

Oh, shortest queue you want is it Foxy, well, that would be Treville for you then, that way -->

So no new Aramis fans? Excellent!

An extra specially warm welcome to you all then.

Foxy, behind me in the Treville queue if you don't mind. I have to keep myself busy whilst waiting for the sniff of a chance on the Aramis rota & Dog's sweet, but lacks erm, oomph?

Yeah, he's ok as well.
Hang on.

does this help?

So Treville not the shortest queue then?

Ooh, sneaky flopsy Sneaky.

Um the Treville queue is not all that short thanks...

Well tomorrow, in return for services rendered to sparks, I get Aramis for the evening, so the queue will be short then.

Nice try with the Porthos gif btw, it usually goes down well (oo-er missus)

Just enlarged that gif and he was coming right for me!

foxy in the treville queue?
thinks not.
foxy and flopsy in porthos queue. together!

So, it's Porthos you want is it?
I sometimes don't mind sharing (RIP Porthos twin) but it depends......

Ooh obs, The Fox and Flops sounds like a new tavern! I like it!