Swagger Inn recruits for Series 2 of The Musketeers (Thread 74)

[GoodQueenWenchAnneLass]

All welcome. Come and get comfortable on the chaise as we get ready for 9pm Friday 2 Jan.

To whet your appetite time

Yes hannah you have got the job as Assistant to Head Hair Extensioner YOU WILL THANK US LATER WENCHES. We will do a bloody grand job in Prague I tell ya!

Can we start spamming with print screens of Dog's cock, it could be the new Athos sex face for season 2 awaits onslaught of shit from Team Athos

OH THIS IS GREAT I AM WELL BACK INTO WENCHING NOW!! Sorry potential love life you shall have to go back to being non-existant again. Although I am lucky PLIML potential lover in my life (we need a new nickname, it's not as catchy as PB, remember him old time wenches?!) went to the pub during Musketeers, so no annoying interruptions!

Lyndie have fun tongiht with DH, I'll keep Dog's bed warm forever

Ok, I'm now rewinding to the well to find the cock shot. Fancy, which bit exactly?

Now I'm starving

I've just rewatched that bit where Lucie slaps Dog - the smile on Aramis's face! It looks like he still loves violence in a woman

The bit where he first starts climbing up comtess

Arrrghhh I want to watch it again now.

I have no idea whether Dh's comment was just at well heroics or cock Fancy. He didn't elaborate

Was a great start to the weekend!
And thanks for the welcome everyone!
I'm usually to be found lurking in AIBU & havent really investigated other topics so much.

Blink and you miss it. Slow mo would be good. Or frame by frame rewatch

Jess you are bang on about those hair extensions. Bang on.

MrsB I thought it only proper..

Have to say I thought they were over-doing the Marc W chest out in costume. And I wasn't loving the slightly sheepskinish jacket they had him in.

It's a NO from the jury here. Sorry love. Key issues: not tall enough, not posh enough, not Tom Burke.

Boffing order?:

Probably just as well sparks, do you really want to know whether he's been studying another man's crotch?

After much thought:

Aramis

Dog

Porthos

Athos

But I'd be more than happy to double up. Save time.

fancy: I've just rewatched that bit where Lucie slaps Dog - the smile on Aramis's face! It looks like he still loves violence in a woman

THIS WAS A BIT WHERE ALL I COULD THINK WAS 'I bet the wenches are fucking loving that' a la Sparkle.

Fancy, you know your onions

Bedtime. Sweet dreams!

And we're top of Most Active

Thank you comtess!

Night smut, sweet dreams!

I should fucking think so

And still # The Musketeers trending on Twitter.

I think we've won tonight wenches

Fuck. I've nearly finished the whole bottle. Wasn't even concentrating. Oops.

400 posts in a few hours is why Sparks!!

Not trying to make babies MrsB but we have a shite contraceptive strategy tis fine though!!

I know I'll be rewatching tomorrow but I didn't get the bit about Porthos father? Trev and the other Captain captured him from the slums? He was their colleague?

Yesyesyes I also saw dog's cock in the well!!! (Thats a sentence I never thought Id etc.)

It is when he is about to climb out after/before punching the man. Legs braced wide apart on walls of well. Thin white tousers wet and very see through. Oh bbc, you are very cynical bad.

Those italians are very, erm, dark haired, arent they. Ahem.

Right I'm off too. Knackered.

Thoroughly enjoyable evening

Right... bedtime for me. See you on the morrow!

Night night

I'm starting to remember bits now

Dog on the zip wire turning Lucy's head the other way out of his crotch

I am SO glad the humour is still there big time.

Do we think Queenie is going to boff Rochefort then? Surely we'd lose ALL sympathies for her - Aramis obvs she was powerless to resist so that was understandable....

Of course we are.

I need to watch that bit again too, didn't quite follow it. There is a whole episode on it for Porthos I think so just backstory.

Right, tonight I want Athos in Spanish leather. Pleaseandthankyou.

Night wenches