Swagger Inn recruits for Series 2 of The Musketeers (Thread 74)

[GoodQueenWenchAnneLass]

All welcome. Come and get comfortable on the chaise as we get ready for 9pm Friday 2 Jan.

To whet your appetite time

Right wenches it's been fab watching with you all but I'm going to have to call it a night. My neighbours were banging away all night and I didn't get any sleep.

But I'll be back tomorrow to discuss the episode in great detail.

Oh I'm so glad you got to watch it with us all Wicked!!!!! I thought of you sat there squinting at the little pic .

Mavis yes yes ref the scrambling. And I knew you call be happy with the snarky posh bits. ESP the 'what' bit.

And the other thing which is important

I am MASSIVELY turned on by Tom's trim waist in the jacket with all the weapons. Why that is, I cannot tell you. But. Fuck. Me. That is one fucking FAF man.

Ryan Gage just favourited another of my tweets. Think I got a new best buddy?

Haha!

Oh and of course you'll need an assisstant to carry the perfectly level and tone matched hair extensions

Alarmed? I definitely wasn't alarmed anne

I am with you Jess. He needed to say it but the coward line was below the belt. She was right though cos she can't shag him because of the resulting possible bastards that she won't be able to support. But he is young, impetuous and in love. I can forgive him. He got her away from her drip husband and they will now run into each other loads.

Night Mouse

I'm now freeze framed on Dog in just his white trews in Lucy's room.

Yep. Much much much faffer than S1. Looks older. Dirtier. Hair better. Beard better. Body better.

Nice work JP

Wicked! Athoseseses naked arse?!?

Oh Carolina, that's awesome!!

Thanks wenches, I was pretty pleased as well. Can't wait to see Tom's arse on a bigger screen though

awww, I better stick to the thread now for a day as there are so many newbies. I wouldn't like them to miss out on my cheery disposition and welcoming nature .

I also defended Dog. Dh tutted when he went in for the snog with Lucy & I responded that Connie had just given him the boot. Plus I knew it would just be so that she came round the corner & saw

Dog owned that episode. He was great.

Nanny can FTFO. Have a feeling I'm going to be saying that a lot. I wanted to scream " Pick him up! Take him from her" when Aramis was cooing over him

at mrHelen. Tell him you'll be breaking the tabs out of it so he can record over it

smut don't be ridiculous, if you can perve, you need to can stay. Which team are you? don't get any ideas about Athos,'K?

Some good stuff on BBC's Twitter. Love Porthos flinging the guy into the tree.

alsmutko, too mature at 57? Good Lord no!!

I'm obsessed with his arse I just want to grope it, rip open his shirt and shove my hand down his trousers

It's nearly midnight here, must get some sleep

I'm freeze-framed on Aramis just about to look at the bitch nanny's cleavage Dauphin

livia, which bit exactly?

Did anyone notice the outline of Dog's cock in some of the scenes?

Yes! The first shot of him climbing up the well, I think. Didn't pause and inspect due to 12 year old dd also watching!

Pfft Alsmutko, you are never too old. Plus we are a broad church here with all ages of wench. We've got a couple of grannies already as fully paid up members.

Kingy can't die next week, he was filming on set until early Oct at least.

I've missed a trick...I used to be a nanny!! I have cleavage Aramis could suffocate in study.

Damn!!!!

Yes, i thought that about Dog's cock

smut, what elk said, (unless you're Team Aramis )

Wrong? Surely not!

You are totally right comtess Tom Burke has the most extraordinary torso! an his doublet just highlights it to and absolutely perfect bloody tee - honestly I could snog phoebe du Gaye, she knows exactly what we want.

I was a total goner for his waist when I first did his Bee Gees strut up the street in S1, ep1

Carolina! I thought your new BMF was excellent tonight. He's so good at the guilt trip on Treville bits.

I must say the new Treville beard is much better and prefer the jacket not being that weird one with the big flap over top. But still no here.

Boff order;

Athos
Athos forever til I actually died

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Aramis talking Spanish
New Hot Dog
Porthos

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Foix
Dirty Kingy from next week
The Spanish guard who Aramis did the whole chat with and then was all priesty with when he died.

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On the discard pile; Treville, the Cardinal's mate who showed Aramis Adele's inscription, rochefort (too small) (but better with haircut and black jacket)

Well it turns out TM makes DH horns too