The Apprentice, thread 6- It's the headless chicken night because they've never heard of ebay.

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Or google.

I might not watch tonight as I've got to sew some tacky Christmas pyjamas, but here's a thread for you all to enjoy.

Uh oh

What muppets. Who goes into a shop like that to buy something cheap??

Idiots

Amazon has oud oil for 20p. Can't be the real stuff though can it?

Try and take my oil, I dare you fucker

I have some Oud perfume. It's not very nice.

They've got a concession of that perfume store in Selfridges. No need to go so far out East.

£40 for scallops? Even Waitrose is cheaper!

What'll happen to him if he goes near a tenner, I wonder?

Anyone have any idea who appears to be doing the best?

We've been here before with kosher chicken...remember that woman who looked like the witch from Chorlton And The Wheelies? About three series ago.

Sanjay is a total prick, isn't he?

No respect for people.

Are there fines for not getting stuff? People always fall down on not quite understanding the rules.

(said in hope)

Hello.
Sorry, late to the party.
Missed the first 23 minutes of the show

Will the paper skeleton pass muster??

Mark is being a sneaky bastard there isn't he?

What happens if they're late back??

I think Bianca will go if she is in boardroom. Or if other team lose Daniel will blame all on Felipe.

I remember the last kosher chicken that caused great confusion whether it was the same or different from halal chicken

It looks like Daniels team have done the best here. Ithe skeleton will be the decider I think.

Oh dear Katie

Ugh Daniel. Ugh. Be nice.

It was the Jewish guy from North London who used to yam mer on how much like Sirralan he was... who got confused between kosher and halal. In Marrakesh.

Sanjay has so lost tonight.

Mark is ALWAYS a sneaky bastard

BOF who was the witch one? The one with the PIERCING BLUE EYES ?

It will all hang on the paper skeleton