X FACTOR- This week is JUKEBOX week- and they are singing TWO songs!!

[Raahh]

Earplugs and cheese board, 'Allo 'Allo style, available on request.

Here's the list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 8 / Jukebox songs

Andrea Faustini
Hero – Mariah Carey
Chandelier – Sia

Lauren Platt
Don’t You Worry Child – Swedish House Mafia
Clarity – Zedd

Stereo Kicks
Run – Leona Lewis
Just The Way You Are – Bruno Mars

Ben Haenow
Thinking Out Loud – Ed Sheeran
Come Together – The Beatles

Fleur East
If I Ain’t Got You – Alicia Keys
A Fool In Love – Tina Turner

They have decided to make Pugsy as predictable as they can, haven't they?

And Run is NOT by Leona Lewis, and her version of the song wasn't so far from the original that the song gets to be credited to her, ffs.

I'm debating putting my tree up. Not really got time on Monday- I like to have it up by the 1st.

runs in case Maryz is lurking

See y'all later.

More going back to school. Why would anyone in their 30s care?

I saw a big vote fishy banner on a gay club near ds1's school recently (after she'd gone out). I guess they couldn't be arsed getting a ladder out.

oh, yes I do. Still bored of it.

Has anyone said Fleur looks a bit like Janet Jackson?

No pleather, and they've dyed an ostrich.

A peacock surely, fairy?

He made James Dreyfus in Gimme Gimme Gimme look butch

I see lots of eyes. Freaky.

Alicia is way better.

I love peacocks. And peas. And cocks. But mainly peacocks.

Beautiful girl, great hair, seems nice, good voice.

Utterly dull.

I thought him from Glee too. Sweet.

Or the unholy offspring of a peacock and an ostrich.

She's got one of those shorter in the middle skirts in again.

Reggistruh?

squoosh- she's a bit leona. But possibly not as meek.

Wtf does Mel know about singing anyway?

Registrar? Mel has seen a few of them.

Maybe she's really proud of her labia.

Evening! I am not really watching it tonight- well, I am now but through catch up.

Heynow was OK, nothing new there.

Lauren- they gave her a dance song, and yes, I can see that she has been ill once again, but my god can she not do anything up-tempo, can she? She's as dull as stale toast even when trying to sing fast.

And cheesy peas, Bof? But not

Humps- it might be a good career move

Diversity? There isn't any with her songs.

YY Squoosh

Pugsy was a bit leery there.

The competition thingy still features clunt. He must be so pleased to still be there, being annoying.

Arghhhhhh!

let it GO!

Do they pay the audience to squeal over Mastrb8?