X FACTOR- This week is JUKEBOX week- and they are singing TWO songs!!

[Raahh]

Earplugs and cheese board, 'Allo 'Allo style, available on request.

Here's the list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 8 / Jukebox songs

Andrea Faustini
Hero – Mariah Carey
Chandelier – Sia

Lauren Platt
Don’t You Worry Child – Swedish House Mafia
Clarity – Zedd

Stereo Kicks
Run – Leona Lewis
Just The Way You Are – Bruno Mars

Ben Haenow
Thinking Out Loud – Ed Sheeran
Come Together – The Beatles

Fleur East
If I Ain’t Got You – Alicia Keys
A Fool In Love – Tina Turner

They have decided to make Pugsy as predictable as they can, haven't they?

And Run is NOT by Leona Lewis, and her version of the song wasn't so far from the original that the song gets to be credited to her, ffs.

I'm debating putting my tree up. Not really got time on Monday- I like to have it up by the 1st.

runs in case Maryz is lurking

See y'all later.

'It has a message carrying in it perfectly'.

Is English Cheryl's first language?

Ronnie looks really, really small there. Which makes the fact he's about 5 inches taller than me, quite worrying.

Good thing I'm so fat, I'd be invisible.

I used to think Billericay was in Ireland. It should be.

Cheryl doesn't look well

Oh good, back to lamenting.

Boring. Yawning.

Taking a 17 year old back to school is a bit meh.

They wouldn't be able to take me back to my school. They've rebuilt it. And, frankly, I wouldn't give a shit about going back.

This is as bad as the first song, even if it's more in her lamenting comfort zone.

I always though Pontefract was in Wales BOF in a similar vein

is it Christmas week? For a minute I though those lights in the background were a lit up reindeer.

My heart is NOT skipping like it does when Andrea sings to me.

I do like this

Her earrings look like she's got a dreadful infection that needs a klaxon sounding.

I took ds back to my high school for an open evening last year.

24 years after i left. looked the same, but painted.

Isn't Pontefract in Wales?

I wandered off and got some crisps then

Catty are you sure you don't have a heart murmur?

She is not ill- stop making excuses. She always sounds like that.

Billericay IS in Ireland

Tipperary, Tralee and Billericay

Ponty Pandy is in Wales, Pete.

Seventeen?

Really?

is she sick? No-one mentioned it.

Heart skips are bad. Get thee to a cardiologist.

Ponty Pandy is the most dangerous town in Wales.

ponty pandy

Fuck off chezza with your illness excuses.

Maybe the sickness was just dreadfully infected ear piercings.

Cheryl's mentioned that she's 'sick' and she's '17'.

That's two shots.